*gets REALLY offended*


Hey you, punk kid!!! How dare you insul... Oh wait... *looks at prior post*



*thnks*


*Automaton response*


HA. That was a joke and now I joke back at you.



"Your momma"



*That was a great response, Daniel. Bravo Sir!*








(and yes, being stuck in bed with a broken arm, two bones in my forearm were broken in half, both of them penetration the skin and sticking out, AS WELL as having a broken ankle prohibit me from leaving my bedside so there's nothing I can really do but watch TV and post on the inerweb. Can anyone bring me some soup? )

 

Im not old or married.

 

I only knew about the ankle. I guess at some point you learn to tune out the sound of glass breaking.

 

Yeah man, was in a biking accident that resulted in me breaking my left forearm in half, an open fracture which means that the bones were sticking out of my skin, and required emergency surgery which added metal plates and screws to my arm. I also broke my ankle in the process (it was sprained really badly but in the process of healing, then I fell and now I have a hairline fracture in the said ankle which is like a mere flesh wound compared to how badly my arm hurts after the surgery)

Arm is feeling quite a bit better than it was feeling right at first... The first 4 days of healing after the surgery were BRUTAL. The first 2 days in particular were absolutely astonishingly painful... The 2 days after that were just REALLY painful... and after that it has been a lot better, well, compared to how it was for those first 4 days, I'm thankful that the initial pain has subsided as much as it has. Otherwise I don't know how I could have dealt with that amount of pain.

Now my arm feels like it is getting struck by electricity about 43 times a day. Where they put metal in my arm I can feel as a very "electric" feeling and IT SUCKS. Don't ever go through this... So if you're past the age of 28, don't do risky ****... Its not worth it.

 

I prefer the term 'compound fracture'.

Sounds crappy.

 

Well, we all are at least part of that statement, me more than you.

 

Yeah, you're divorced and drive an SUV

 

Ha - reminded me, you used my airbox to pass smog back when we had matching RS coupes.

 

yeah, normally when I say "compound fracture" people don't know what the hell that means, so I just say "open fracture", to which they still don't know the definition.


I'm married and going to be old soon. I turn 30 in less than a year. YIKES!!!



Will, if you google your name (first and last name), you will get the google link to a guy with the same name that beat the crap out of his wife and then shortly arrested. Just an FYI, and also, I can't take credit for finding that link...

 

I have never been as old as I am today, married, and drive a Camaro (or an Impreza, Justy, Austin Mini or Honda Fit).

 

Glad I got the marriage thing out of my system. I've moved on to better (and younger) things. The SUV... meh... it's not forever and could be a LOT worse.

 

Yes, you helped me the second time I needed help! FYI-I got, and am still at, the job I interviewed for that day.

 

"William Wagner" isn't exactly a rare name

And why the **** are you googling me? Stalker.

 

Awesome http://www.williamwagner.org/