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Old Aug 14, 2006 | 08:29 AM
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Uhhhhhhhh

...doing the most private of private things?

Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching ****, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on.

There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the **** off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minuets later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the simpsons.

I don't really don't know what else to say.


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Old Aug 14, 2006 | 08:40 AM
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Uhh...mask and snorkel? That's quite the odd fetish.
Old Aug 14, 2006 | 08:59 AM
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Wtf Aquaman!!!??????? Lmao!!!!
Old Aug 14, 2006 | 09:01 AM
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Wtf Aquaman!!!??????? Lmao!!!!

lol, more like SeaMan..
Old Aug 14, 2006 | 12:16 PM
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lol, more like SeaMan..
SeaMen plus SeaPeople equals SeaCiety.
Old Aug 14, 2006 | 12:31 PM
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Originally Posted by tfcandelario
...doing the most private of private things?

Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching ****, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on.

There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the **** off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minuets later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the simpsons.

I don't really don't know what else to say.


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bah ha ha ha ha :rotfl:
Old Aug 14, 2006 | 12:36 PM
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LOL! haha, oh man, that was great.
Old Aug 14, 2006 | 12:38 PM
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interesting....
Old Aug 14, 2006 | 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted by tfcandelario
...doing the most private of private things?

Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching ****, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on.

There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the **** off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minuets later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the simpsons.

I don't really don't know what else to say.


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Good job Jacque Cousteau!!! Good thing you didnt attack her with the sperm whale.

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Old Aug 14, 2006 | 12:46 PM
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:rotfl:!!!! Nice!
Old Aug 14, 2006 | 01:00 PM
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interesting....
youre the only one not laughing... was it you?
Old Aug 14, 2006 | 01:47 PM
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Maybe hes considering trying it :P
Old Aug 14, 2006 | 01:59 PM
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Interesting ------> "note to self stop at wal-mart and buy snorkel mask and snorkel"
Old Aug 14, 2006 | 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted by tfcandelario
Interesting ------> "note to self stop at wal-mart and buy snorkel mask and snorkel"
****, might as well use a pair of sunglasses and a rubber hose



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