This is a true playa............
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This is a true playa............
Hope this makes some of you laugh.
Lisa
One evening mike went over to his friend terry's house to play cards with some friends. Mike sat directly across from terry's wife. Mike dropped a card and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that terry's wife had her legs open and no panties on. He sat up and was flushed.
He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water. To his surprise terry's wife had followed him into the kitchen and said "did you like what you saw?" Mike said "yes I did". She said "well you can get more than that but it will cost you $500". So mike thought about his financial situation and said OK. She said so meet me here tomorrow at 2:30 because terry will be at work then. Mike said "I'll see you then".
The next day, Mike came over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left. Later terry came home and said, "has mike been over here today?" she said, thinking she had been caught, "as a matter of fact, yes". Terry asked, " did he leave $500?"
She said as a matter of fact, he did. Terry said, "good because that fool came by my work this morning and asked to borrow $500 till this evening, and said he would leave it with you".
NOW THAT'S A TRUE PLAYA
Lisa
One evening mike went over to his friend terry's house to play cards with some friends. Mike sat directly across from terry's wife. Mike dropped a card and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that terry's wife had her legs open and no panties on. He sat up and was flushed.
He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water. To his surprise terry's wife had followed him into the kitchen and said "did you like what you saw?" Mike said "yes I did". She said "well you can get more than that but it will cost you $500". So mike thought about his financial situation and said OK. She said so meet me here tomorrow at 2:30 because terry will be at work then. Mike said "I'll see you then".
The next day, Mike came over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left. Later terry came home and said, "has mike been over here today?" she said, thinking she had been caught, "as a matter of fact, yes". Terry asked, " did he leave $500?"
She said as a matter of fact, he did. Terry said, "good because that fool came by my work this morning and asked to borrow $500 till this evening, and said he would leave it with you".
NOW THAT'S A TRUE PLAYA
Last edited by lisa; Mar 23, 2003 at 11:46 PM.
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I'm glad you guys found it amusing, however that story is not based on my life. I am not involved in that at all. Whether it is true or not I don't know. That would be funny if it was. Anyways it was e-mailed to me and I liked it so I wanted to share it with you guys.
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Heres one...
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in love. However, no matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to ask the rabbi.
The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion. "Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help the wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm."
They go home and follow the rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. But it doesn't help and she is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the rabbi.
"Okay", says the rabbi, "let's try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them."
Once again, they follow the rabbi's advice. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel The young man gets to work with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking screaming orgasm.
The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly, "You see, THAT'S the way to wave a towel!"
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in love. However, no matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to ask the rabbi.
The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion. "Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help the wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm."
They go home and follow the rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. But it doesn't help and she is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the rabbi.
"Okay", says the rabbi, "let's try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them."
Once again, they follow the rabbi's advice. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel The young man gets to work with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking screaming orgasm.
The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly, "You see, THAT'S the way to wave a towel!"
