Top 10 Ways to Romance Your Ride on Valentine's

This is something I found in one of the magazines. Have fun.


10. Get her all nice and wet with a car wash.

9. Shine her up with a sparkling rim job.

8. Widen her tailpipe with a new exhaust.

7. Nip/tuck her with a new body... kit.

6. If you've "tire-d" her out, put on new rubbers.

5. Check her dipstick and see if she's properly lubricated.

4. Hand... wax her.

3. Shave her... door handles.

2. Stuff her in the garage for one night.

#1. Pump her full of premium.

 

haha....nice

 

This probably why I don't have a gf.

 

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Well then... I guess I better get started...

 

lmao that's great, i guess i have my work cut out for me

 

hahaha

 

Nip/tuck her with a new body... kit.
good show and in the process of a front lip :rotfl:

 

hehe, nice play on words thar...

 

I didn't write. I thought it was hilarious though.

 

Dunno about you guys, but I pump her with 100 .

 

C16...and meth...

 

I use gas.

 

Then you must not really "Love" her. =P nice list

 

hahaha dude you totally jacked that out of a tuner magazine!! i remember reading it while i was doin my b'zzzness