Time to get a job at the airport!! (kinda NWS)
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Time to get a job at the airport!! (kinda NWS)
Should we start a poll to see how long it will take for screeners to start getting in trouble? I'll apply for the job as long as I am allowed to wear sweats to work. Oh, yeah.
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Because if they put the gun down her pants (hehehe) in the non-xray picture you'd see the bulge in her pants (eww) and then people would see how stupid those machines are. They just didn't think to put her in the same position. I mean come on, this is the TSA we're talking about here. Attention to detail is not in the job description.
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One opening in San Jose
Oh, and it pays 94,460.00 - 162,900.00 USD /year
JOB SUMMARY:
Securing Travel, Protecting People
At the Transportation Security Administration, we serve in a high-stakes environment to safeguard the American way of life. In cities across the country, we secure airports, seaports, railroads, highways, and public transit systems. We protect our transportation infrastructure from terrorist attack and ensure freedom of movement
for people and commerce.
At TSA, we act swiftly and with integrity to:
Discover and stop emerging transportation security threats,
utilizing state of the art technology.
Educate and provide friendly customer service to travelers.
Screen passengers and gather intelligence.
Coordinate security involving aviation, rail, and other surface
and maritime transportation.
Oversee most transportation-related responsibilities of the
federal government during a national emergency.
KEY REQUIREMENTS:
Must possess U.S. Citizenship or be a U.S. National.
Must pass Drug and Alcohol Screening and be subject to random drug tests.
Must complete a favorable Background Investigation (BI).
Securing Travel, Protecting People
At the Transportation Security Administration, we serve in a high-stakes environment to safeguard the American way of life. In cities across the country, we secure airports, seaports, railroads, highways, and public transit systems. We protect our transportation infrastructure from terrorist attack and ensure freedom of movement
for people and commerce.
At TSA, we act swiftly and with integrity to:
Discover and stop emerging transportation security threats,
utilizing state of the art technology.
Educate and provide friendly customer service to travelers.
Screen passengers and gather intelligence.
Coordinate security involving aviation, rail, and other surface
and maritime transportation.
Oversee most transportation-related responsibilities of the
federal government during a national emergency.
KEY REQUIREMENTS:
Must possess U.S. Citizenship or be a U.S. National.
Must pass Drug and Alcohol Screening and be subject to random drug tests.
Must complete a favorable Background Investigation (BI).