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Thursday Laugh
A WOMAN'S POEM:
Before
I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's
handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks
before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and
self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and
hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me
queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no
other.
And relish visits with my mother.
A
MAN'S POEM:
I pray
for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
big **** who owns a bar on a golf
course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn't rhyme and
I don't give a ****.
Before
I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's
handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks
before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and
self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and
hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me
queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no
other.
And relish visits with my mother.
A
MAN'S POEM:
I pray
for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
big **** who owns a bar on a golf
course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn't rhyme and
I don't give a ****.
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Oh yeah it's just another day here at the office....meanwhile on my doorstep await my new gauges, pod, supertones, HIDs, shifter accessories and touch up paint for my emblems.
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+1 for the mens poem.
I wouldnt say deaf though because she has to know when you want a beer from the other room.
or should she already know and just have it ready before you even know you need it.
I wouldnt say deaf though because she has to know when you want a beer from the other room.
or should she already know and just have it ready before you even know you need it.
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