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11-19-2004, 08:26 AM
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Originally Posted by KurleeDaddeeWRX
Putok
Underarm Smell, B.O., you stink so go take a shower.
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Underarm Smell, B.O., you stink so go take a shower.
Kurlee Daddee
(THE ORIGINAL)
prounounced: Poo-tok
synonyms: baktol, anghit, B.O., etc
joke of the day
*green*
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3 Sisters decided to have their wedding on the same day and their honeymoon on the same apartment in different rooms. on the night of their honeymoon, their mother visited each room.
on the first room, she heard her eldest daughter laughing and shouting (hahahaha). on the second, she heard her second daughter crying (huhuhu). But on the third room it was absolute silence (???).
During breakfast:
Mother: Why were you shouting and laughing lastnight?
Eldest: Ofcourse I was so happy and enjoying!!!
Mother:Wha about you, why were you crying?
Second Child: It was so painful.
Mother: and you were so quite. I wonder why?
Third Child: Diba sabi ninyo DONT TALK WHEN YOUR MOUTH IS FULL.
11-19-2004, 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted by KurleeDaddeeWRX
Putok
Underarm Smell, B.O., you stink so go take a shower.
Kurlee Daddee
(THE ORIGINAL)
Underarm Smell, B.O., you stink so go take a shower.
Kurlee Daddee
(THE ORIGINAL)
Or the real meaning of Putok:
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11-22-2004, 12:51 PM
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no word, jas dyoks
Di ko kinahihiya!
Apat na magkakaibigan na pawang may anak na binata ang nagkaroon ng reunion party after 30 years. Habang nasa kalagitnaan ng pag-uusap, nagpunta sa Comfort Room ang isa sa apat. Habang nasa Comfort Room ang isa ay nagkaroon ng diskusyon ang tatlo tungkol sa success ng mga anak nilang binata.
MAN1: you know im so proud of my son! He is the best car salesman of Mercedes!! Nung birthday nga nung bestfriend nya niregaluhan niya ng top of the line Mercedes Benz!!
MAN2: proud din ako sa anak ko, he's also veri rich!! He's owns an airport in Canada at nung birthday ng bestfriend nya, niregaluhan niya ng Jet.
MAN3: ako rin proud sa son ko, napakayaman ng batang yon!! He owns an engineering company in US. Nung birthday nga nung bestfriend nya niregaluhan niya ng well-engineered mansion!!
Nagbatian ang tatlo sa success ng kanilang mga anak. At habang nangyayari ito ay dumating ang pang-apat na galing sa Comfort Room .
MAN4: o mga pare, anong pinag-uusapan niyo?
MAN 3: ah, we're talkin about our sons who are very successful sa buhay!! e ikaw pare kumusta ang anak mong lalaki?
MAN4: oh my son? He's a GAY STRIPPER!!! He works on a gay bar!!
MAN2: im sorry pare.... kinakakahiya mo siguro ang anak mo noh?
MAN4: kinakahiya? OF COURSE NOT!! im so proud of my son!!! Mayaman na siya!! At may mga ari-arian. Actually nung nakaraang birthday niya niregaluhan siya ng top of the line Mercedes Benz, bagong Jet at well engineered Mansion ng tatlong boyfriends nya!!
Di ko kinahihiya!
Apat na magkakaibigan na pawang may anak na binata ang nagkaroon ng reunion party after 30 years. Habang nasa kalagitnaan ng pag-uusap, nagpunta sa Comfort Room ang isa sa apat. Habang nasa Comfort Room ang isa ay nagkaroon ng diskusyon ang tatlo tungkol sa success ng mga anak nilang binata.
MAN1: you know im so proud of my son! He is the best car salesman of Mercedes!! Nung birthday nga nung bestfriend nya niregaluhan niya ng top of the line Mercedes Benz!!
MAN2: proud din ako sa anak ko, he's also veri rich!! He's owns an airport in Canada at nung birthday ng bestfriend nya, niregaluhan niya ng Jet.
MAN3: ako rin proud sa son ko, napakayaman ng batang yon!! He owns an engineering company in US. Nung birthday nga nung bestfriend nya niregaluhan niya ng well-engineered mansion!!
Nagbatian ang tatlo sa success ng kanilang mga anak. At habang nangyayari ito ay dumating ang pang-apat na galing sa Comfort Room .
MAN4: o mga pare, anong pinag-uusapan niyo?
MAN 3: ah, we're talkin about our sons who are very successful sa buhay!! e ikaw pare kumusta ang anak mong lalaki?
MAN4: oh my son? He's a GAY STRIPPER!!! He works on a gay bar!!
MAN2: im sorry pare.... kinakakahiya mo siguro ang anak mo noh?
MAN4: kinakahiya? OF COURSE NOT!! im so proud of my son!!! Mayaman na siya!! At may mga ari-arian. Actually nung nakaraang birthday niya niregaluhan siya ng top of the line Mercedes Benz, bagong Jet at well engineered Mansion ng tatlong boyfriends nya!!
08-19-2005, 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted by subiedon
haha...joe " pwet" quirino!!!
take it away!
what do you get if you kiss my pwet
you gonna get
you gonna get
a taeng malagket (ay! si joe) lol
taeng malagket
tae=pronounced as "ta-e"
means:****, feces, stool, manure etc
synonyms (slang): ebak, jabong, doo-doo, poo-poo,shet, dorifto (j/k)
malagket: pronounced "ma-lag-ket/kit"
means: sticky, gooey
take it away!
what do you get if you kiss my pwet
you gonna get
you gonna get
a taeng malagket (ay! si joe) lol
taeng malagket
tae=pronounced as "ta-e"
means:****, feces, stool, manure etc
synonyms (slang): ebak, jabong, doo-doo, poo-poo,shet, dorifto (j/k)
malagket: pronounced "ma-lag-ket/kit"
means: sticky, gooey
taeng = tai.
malagket = melengket.
baho = bau.
anak = anak.
hahahahaha
Last edited by Prjct lancaster; 08-19-2005 at 01:13 PM.
08-19-2005, 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted by yayitzian
geez karl how do you know so much? I thought you were white
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08-19-2005, 02:23 PM
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