Hottie, Cutie, the one I would like to tap....

Kurlee Daddee
(THE ORGINAL)

 

Kelot would be the male version

 

Putok

Underarm Smell, B.O., you stink so go take a shower.

Kurlee Daddee
(THE ORIGINAL)

 

hahahaha!!! nice one Karl

prounounced: Poo-tok
synonyms: baktol, anghit, B.O., etc



joke of the day

*green*

Table MAnners
3 Sisters decided to have their wedding on the same day and their honeymoon on the same apartment in different rooms. on the night of their honeymoon, their mother visited each room.

on the first room, she heard her eldest daughter laughing and shouting (hahahaha). on the second, she heard her second daughter crying (huhuhu). But on the third room it was absolute silence (???).

During breakfast:
Mother: Why were you shouting and laughing lastnight?
Eldest: Ofcourse I was so happy and enjoying!!!
Mother:Wha about you, why were you crying?
Second Child: It was so painful.
Mother: and you were so quite. I wonder why?
Third Child: Diba sabi ninyo DONT TALK WHEN YOUR MOUTH IS FULL.

 

Or the real meaning of Putok:

Explosion

 

no word, jas dyoks


Di ko kinahihiya!

Apat na magkakaibigan na pawang may anak na binata ang nagkaroon ng reunion party after 30 years. Habang nasa kalagitnaan ng pag-uusap, nagpunta sa Comfort Room ang isa sa apat. Habang nasa Comfort Room ang isa ay nagkaroon ng diskusyon ang tatlo tungkol sa success ng mga anak nilang binata.

MAN1: you know im so proud of my son! He is the best car salesman of Mercedes!! Nung birthday nga nung bestfriend nya niregaluhan niya ng top of the line Mercedes Benz!!

MAN2: proud din ako sa anak ko, he's also veri rich!! He's owns an airport in Canada at nung birthday ng bestfriend nya, niregaluhan niya ng Jet.

MAN3: ako rin proud sa son ko, napakayaman ng batang yon!! He owns an engineering company in US. Nung birthday nga nung bestfriend nya niregaluhan niya ng well-engineered mansion!!

Nagbatian ang tatlo sa success ng kanilang mga anak. At habang nangyayari ito ay dumating ang pang-apat na galing sa Comfort Room .

MAN4: o mga pare, anong pinag-uusapan niyo?

MAN 3: ah, we're talkin about our sons who are very successful sa buhay!! e ikaw pare kumusta ang anak mong lalaki?

MAN4: oh my son? He's a GAY STRIPPER!!! He works on a gay bar!!

MAN2: im sorry pare.... kinakakahiya mo siguro ang anak mo noh?

MAN4: kinakahiya? OF COURSE NOT!! im so proud of my son!!! Mayaman na siya!! At may mga ari-arian. Actually nung nakaraang birthday niya niregaluhan siya ng top of the line Mercedes Benz, bagong Jet at well engineered Mansion ng tatlong boyfriends nya!!

 

can join in? salamat po!

 

Tahimik, Magsalsal Ka Na Long!!!!

What you know about salsal!!!

Kurlee Daddee
(THE ORIGINLA)

 

^^^Kurlee knows more than I do^^^

 

damn this one sounds like malay yo'...

taeng = tai.
malagket = melengket.
baho = bau.
anak = anak.

hahahahaha

 

geez karl how do you know so much? I thought you were white

 

I am white. But my whole crew at work is Filipino. So they teach me a lot.

Kurlee Daddee
(THE ORIGINAL)

 

Pretty much sums it up for a thread about Tagalog/Filipinos.

vvvvvv

 

How would you write Philippino Pride in tagalog? Also does anyone have a good picture of the Philippine eagle?

 

Piniritong Pilipino......