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"NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

worst day evah!!!

word to the wise... never ********** in your living room

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Havent seen my GF in like 3 months !!!!!

so I run home thinking nobody was there and fire up some poon tang on the big screen in the living room.

well I'm in the middle of a hot jack off session with my pants down and all. and guess who walks in???

my freaking dad and his girlfriend!!! OMFG!!!!!!!!!!

more details to come...


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you know what the messed up thing is?

like if he shouted "hey what are you doing!!" and like started laughing like it would be cool or whatever but he made that **** extra awkward!!

he came in with his girlfriend pretty quietly, put the grocery bags on the kitchen table (all while I was in clear view!!, you cant miss poon on a bigscreen)

then they just silently walked past me and walked upstairs and didnt say ****, and they obviously saw me!!!

so **** is super awkward around my house now... you cant even imagine"!!!

HAHAHAHA PWNED

 

dude...that sucks. just think about how awkward that would really be lol *cuts wrists*

 

haha own3d

 

I bet he finished after they left.

Oh boy.....

 

hahaha. thats fooken hilarious

 

holy **** this guy is dumb for posting that kinda **** online..haha how embarassing

 

lol! what a foool

 

who cares. ppl get caught jackin off all the time. i know i do

 

lol

 

hahaha...lol... :rotfl: ....lol