SVX, Craigslist, and two thumbs up for a nice listing!

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Old Aug 17, 2010 | 10:22 PM
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SVX, Craigslist, and two thumbs up for a nice listing!

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/1903173811.html

Selling my 1992 Subaru SVX. New CVs, Tires, AC, Hoses, belts, and various other things, Clean title. 106000miles

It's in great shape, runs smoothly, and reliably. Loaded, 5 speed automatic tranny, well maintained.

It does need wheel bearings, but that's why the price is so low, but it's a beautiful car for 1500

It rolls fine, just something that needs to be done.

Selling it to a good home only.

If you can't drive, have never driven, or just drive like a F***tard, I'm not selling it to you.

I'm not trading it for a boat.
Not selling it for 900,
or a pile of VCRs,
or trading it for a tractor.

I'm not driving three hours to show it to you.
Or taking it to a dealer for inspection
Or providing estimates.
or financing any thing.
I'm not going to fix it first.
I'm not even providing F***ing car wash tokens.
Seriously people, it's a beautiful car and a hell of a buy for 1500,

I'm not selling it for less than 1500. If you can't afford 1500, save up your money, get your GED, and move out of your Moms house, maybe buy a subcompact.

If you can't get here, then you can't buy a car. If you don't have a friend to drive you, or money to take a cab bus, or rental car, you obviously don't have enough money for a car, don't email me expecting em to pick your dumbass up.


And, BRING CASH YOU F***TARDS! Driving from Reno to look at my car, to tell me how much you want it, then not have CASH, wastes my time and makes you look like an A******.

I"M NOT SELLING FOR LESS THAN 1500! I'd rather set it on fire at the Burning Man this year than sell for less.

Your girlfriend wrecking her car, your wifes in the hospital, or your integra isn't running is a YP not an MP. (your problem, not my problem). I DON"T CARE! I'm trying to sell it car not make friends. If you want to buy this car, email me. If you're still on the fence about whether or not you need a car, or if you want a four door, or you don't want this car but want to talk about it while trying to have me talk you into it, wastes my time and makes you look like an A******. Again.


I'm not letting anymore jackasses drive it, who obviously couldn't even afford to chp in for gas money for their friends moms minivan, just so they can drive a fast car

If you are seriously such a dumbass as to try to buy a car with your financial aid check and hoping that I'll wait three weeks, or trying to get me to cash a third person out of town check, you are obviously to stupid to drive, let alone reproduce. Plase don't pollute the gene pool any more than what your parents have already done by letting you out of the womb alive. Which shouldn't be too hard, since you don't have a car or money, getting laid really isn't an option for you, is it?





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Old Aug 17, 2010 | 10:40 PM
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Damn good price, love the ad.
Old Aug 17, 2010 | 10:44 PM
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looks like the first part of the post was his original and then had to edit it after one too many CL flakes. nice rant
Old Aug 17, 2010 | 10:56 PM
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Sweet, I wonder if he'll take a pile of HD-DVD players and TiVos. Those are way better than VCRs....
Old Aug 17, 2010 | 11:16 PM
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I like how he starts it off civilly like any other CL ad, then just goes off about what NOT to do.

Price is nice, though.
Old Aug 17, 2010 | 11:21 PM
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very nice price!
Old Aug 17, 2010 | 11:23 PM
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I'm not driving three hours to show it to you.
this.
Ive sold many, MANY cars in my life, but when Ive tried to sell cars on CL I always get people asking if I could drive it to them to check it out, why the hell would I do that??? first off, if I drive all the way out to you, you know you can lowball the hell out of me since I already wasted all the time and gas on the trip, then I'd also need to bug a friend to follow me too since I'd need a ride home. BS.

When I was up in Santa Rosa I had a CLEAN 1991 240SX coupe, bone stock never modded or molested, I listed for $1500, I could have asked $2500 for it but I had too many cars and was super busy and just wanted to unload it quick. First guy responded in less than an hour, all excited saying he'll buy it today CASH! (they always emphasize that, like I would have taken food stamps or something) but hes from San Jose and wants me to drive the car to him to look at it.
From Santa Rosa,
for a $1500 car.
Not saying he would buy it, he just wanted to look at it.

I told him no, he responds pissed off asking why, hes had other people do it before. I told him the cars already a smoking deal and if he wanted it he should come get it since it would sell that weekend (it did, not to him)

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Old Aug 17, 2010 | 11:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Krinkov
this.
Ive sold many, MANY cars in my life, but when Ive tried to sell cars on CL I always get people asking if I could drive it to them to check it out, why the hell would I do that??? first off, if I drive all the way out to you, you know you can lowball the hell out of me since I already wasted all the time and gas on the trip, then I'd also need to bug a friend to follow me too since I'd need a ride home. BS.

When I was up in Santa Rosa I had a CLEAN 1991 240SX coupe, bone stock never modded or molested, I listed for $1500, I could have asked $2500 for it but I had too many cars and was super busy and just wanted to unload it quick. First guy responded in less than an hour, all excited saying he'll buy it today CASH! (they always emphasize that, like I would have taken food stamps or something) but hes from San Jose and wants me to drive the car to him to look at it.
From Santa Rosa,
for a $1500 car.
Not saying he would buy it, he just wanted to look at it.

I told him no, he responds pissed off asking why, hes had other people do it before. I told him the cars already a smoking deal and if he wanted it he should come get it since it would sell that weekend (it did, not to him)
I like it when they put "cold hard cash!"
oh yeah.. that will do it for me!!
Old Aug 17, 2010 | 11:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Krinkov
this.
Ive sold many, MANY cars in my life, but when Ive tried to sell cars on CL I always get people asking if I could drive it to them to check it out, why the hell would I do that??? first off, if I drive all the way out to you, you know you can lowball the hell out of me since I already wasted all the time and gas on the trip, then I'd also need to bug a friend to follow me too since I'd need a ride home. BS.

When I was up in Santa Rosa I had a CLEAN 1991 240SX coupe, bone stock never modded or molested, I listed for $1500, I could have asked $2500 for it but I had too many cars and was super busy and just wanted to unload it quick. First guy responded in less than an hour, all excited saying he'll buy it today CASH! (they always emphasize that, like I would have taken food stamps or something) but hes from San Jose and wants me to drive the car to him to look at it.
From Santa Rosa,
for a $1500 car.
Not saying he would buy it, he just wanted to look at it.

I told him no, he responds pissed off asking why, hes had other people do it before. I told him the cars already a smoking deal and if he wanted it he should come get it since it would sell that weekend (it did, not to him)
For every 1 decent human being on Craigslist who works with you to get a sale done in a mutually beneficial fashion, there's about 10 jerks that seem to have been raised by badgers in the woods or are just trying to scam people. It's that 1 decent person that convinces me to continue using CL to sell my excess ish.
Old Aug 17, 2010 | 11:59 PM
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I have $1500 sitting around. already emailed him
Old Aug 18, 2010 | 12:08 AM
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^ Nice Walter

I'm liking the CL poster
Old Aug 18, 2010 | 12:29 AM
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Originally Posted by G_Ride
^ Nice Walter

I'm liking the CL poster
Thanks. Here's hoping I get it
Old Aug 18, 2010 | 12:31 AM
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^^^Hope you get it too. Back into the Suby fam. Car looks great with those wheels too.
Old Aug 18, 2010 | 12:33 AM
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Do ett. For some reason, I could see Euro wheels working on it very well, like Ronals or Schimdts.
Old Aug 18, 2010 | 12:34 AM
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or Watanabe RS-8s in 16" but I don't think they have 5 x 100 bolt patterns



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