Subaru Sluts -- anyone seen this?!?!?!
I agree, really, to be attractive to me is to have the same interests as me and be a genuine human.
But, since there's so many fakes out there, I don't trust ANYONE's motivations behind their behavior. I've been proven right too many times to trust people. I had to stop questioning anything positive said about other people in front of me in an audible sense, because my motivations always get misinterpreted (I'm a girl! It's got to be jealousy! Why else would I care if my friends get ****ed over by fake *****es who lie about their interests, right? RIGHT?) *sigh*
God, I'm going to die a bitter woman, alone in a cave somewhere. Maybe I'll get a sex change and then I'll finally be able to be happy, as no one that I care about will misinterpret me. Ahhh. That's the ticket. So, who wants my *****? HRRM? Anyone got spare dick to donate to the cause?? *smirk* (Zoeb, don't even bother lying)
But, since there's so many fakes out there, I don't trust ANYONE's motivations behind their behavior. I've been proven right too many times to trust people. I had to stop questioning anything positive said about other people in front of me in an audible sense, because my motivations always get misinterpreted (I'm a girl! It's got to be jealousy! Why else would I care if my friends get ****ed over by fake *****es who lie about their interests, right? RIGHT?) *sigh*
God, I'm going to die a bitter woman, alone in a cave somewhere. Maybe I'll get a sex change and then I'll finally be able to be happy, as no one that I care about will misinterpret me. Ahhh. That's the ticket. So, who wants my *****? HRRM? Anyone got spare dick to donate to the cause?? *smirk* (Zoeb, don't even bother lying)
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Originally Posted by Mikkito
Anyone got spare dick to donate to the cause?? *smirk* (Zoeb, don't even bother lying)
oooUUUUUUUCH!
Originally Posted by Mikkito
Like I said sometime yesterday... any straight guy and likely everyone there interested in white chicks noticed Kimbo.
lol I was walking back and forth just to see
Originally Posted by Mikkito
I liked the part where she dropped something at my desk and no one moved to pick it up except for the girl in the shortest skirt. hahaha
Originally Posted by TurnWRX
lol I was walking back and forth just to see
I missed that part
I missed that part

*cringe, twitch*
Originally Posted by Mikkito
****, man, put your **** back in your pants. You're on the internet, you can just flat out stare at chicks without leaving a puddle at their feet. And some will even tell you to look at them.
*cringe, twitch*
*cringe, twitch*
lol
What I meant to say was, I'm sure you weren't alone. :P
****ing perverts, all of you. I mean, ****ing humans, all of you.
Err, wait. Damn it. hahahah
I did the same thing. No, just kidding! I was at a table all day, I missed everything.
****ing perverts, all of you. I mean, ****ing humans, all of you.
Err, wait. Damn it. hahahah
I did the same thing. No, just kidding! I was at a table all day, I missed everything.
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Originally Posted by maddhatteroo7
yea very true...thats why i didnt try to hit on any....i wasnt sure if any had bf's...so mission failed lol
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Originally Posted by soggynoodles
I think the mission failed before it started. :rotfl:
trying to prove to the girlies that he really IS a doctor in Peru..... j/k
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Originally Posted by rau
and then theres soggy's mission.....
trying to prove to the girlies that he really IS a doctor in Peru..... j/k
trying to prove to the girlies that he really IS a doctor in Peru..... j/k

I should post pics of some of the operations.


