Subaru owners named Ryan
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<self inflicted I guess..
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well one was Rien the other was Ryan. both were smoking ****ing hot. i think the reason i didnt get to go further than friends is they said it would be wierd dating a guy with the same name as them, i just thought it would be wierd to bang a chick with the same name as me. but when you look like they did you would have been fine with jeff as their name.
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I have known 2 chicks named ryan.
well one was Rien the other was Ryan. both were smoking ****ing hot. i think the reason i didnt get to go further than friends is they said it would be wierd dating a guy with the same name as them, i just thought it would be wierd to bang a chick with the same name as me. but when you look like they did you would have been fine with jeff as their name.
well one was Rien the other was Ryan. both were smoking ****ing hot. i think the reason i didnt get to go further than friends is they said it would be wierd dating a guy with the same name as them, i just thought it would be wierd to bang a chick with the same name as me. but when you look like they did you would have been fine with jeff as their name.
Or your buddy says, "Hey Ryan" and you and your girl both say "What?"
Or, when you're both in the sack and she starts screaming RYAN! RYAN!!, you ask, "Wait, me or you?" "Wha...?"
Then again, "Hi, I'm Ryan and this is my girlfriend Jeff" has a REALLY abrasive ring to it
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"Hi, I'm Ryan, and this is my girlfriend Ryan."
Or your buddy says, "Hey Ryan" and you and your girl both say "What?"
Or, when you're both in the sack and she starts screaming RYAN! RYAN!!, you ask, "Wait, me or you?" "Wha...?"
Then again, "Hi, I'm Ryan and this is my girlfriend Jeff" has a REALLY abrasive ring to it
Or your buddy says, "Hey Ryan" and you and your girl both say "What?"
Or, when you're both in the sack and she starts screaming RYAN! RYAN!!, you ask, "Wait, me or you?" "Wha...?"
Then again, "Hi, I'm Ryan and this is my girlfriend Jeff" has a REALLY abrasive ring to it
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That's weird with the 80's thing being ryan... Funny to say it but my middle name is Ryan and some ppl call me by that name... lol.... Anyways off to bed like I was suppose to be doing, laterz..
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"Hi, I'm Ryan, and this is my girlfriend Ryan."
Or your buddy says, "Hey Ryan" and you and your girl both say "What?"
Or, when you're both in the sack and she starts screaming RYAN! RYAN!!, you ask, "Wait, me or you?" "Wha...?"
Then again, "Hi, I'm Ryan and this is my girlfriend Jeff" has a REALLY abrasive ring to it
Or your buddy says, "Hey Ryan" and you and your girl both say "What?"
Or, when you're both in the sack and she starts screaming RYAN! RYAN!!, you ask, "Wait, me or you?" "Wha...?"
Then again, "Hi, I'm Ryan and this is my girlfriend Jeff" has a REALLY abrasive ring to it
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Sooo...my brother is named Ryan, as are 5 of my friends (all guys). None of 'em drive Subarus though. It gets so confusing when I'm trying to discuss one of the Ryans with someone-I gotta clarify which one I mean every time.
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Yeah, I can see that getting weird:
You're at a sorority, girl's b-day party or something similar, and the girl you've been talking to, maybe named Morgan, or Chris, or Lindsey, or one of those wacky gender-neutral names, suddenly says she has a boyfriend, but that she can introduce you to another girl you've been eyeing from across the room. You walk over, introduce yourself, the new girl says "Oh, I like the name Ryan." You think "sweeeet," and ask her name.
When she replies "Oh, I'm Jeff," you're think "Yeah, that can't be good," and say "well, nice to meet you, and good luck with that."
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