thinking about throwing a party for my friends b-day at a strip club...but have no idea which one to go...any suggestions?
prefer SF
under 30 bucks
free admission for girls

btw...if too shy to post here...feel free to pm me ^^
thanks a bunch

 

mitchell bros

haha

 

Crazy Horse

 

i'll second crazy horse

last time i went for my friends b-day, they pulled him on stqage and spanked him...haha, they also ripped his boxers in the process.

-tj

 

ha...wow super fast replies...but yea...i heard crazy horse is good...just wondering if it has a bar inside...cause gonna be his 21st b-day

 

btw...are the girls uglier on sundays? cause we might go on a sunday

 

I think they usually bring the top talent out on Friday/Saturday night, so you might be running the risk of lesser quality nekkedness.

Take the time off, hit the club on a Saturday. It's worth it for the hotter booty action.

 

Go To Mitchell Bros Trust Me!!!!!!!!!!

 

Orlandos mom strips for free!!! sometimes she charges a 6 pack of beer though But at least she gives happy endings..lol

-freddie

 

ya but have you ever drifted her around a corner at 130+?

 

havnt we all??

-freddie

 

If you want to go to a strip club AND drink, you'll have to go to one that is topless only (where is the fun in that?). I suggest you hit a bar first and drink it up and then go to a fully nude strip club. Mitchell Bros. is nice and has hot women, but is very expensive. I haven't been to the Crazy Horse, but I can recommend the SF Centerfolds on Broadway. Good looking girls and decent pricing for lap dances. You can have drinks down the street at Bix first!

Places to avoid:
1) Any of the small places on Columbus or Broadway that have a curtain separating the street from the strip club. They usually have women working outside trying to get you to come in. Stay away ----- skanksville!

2) New Centruy Theater on Larkin. First off, this place is in the Tenderloin so anywhere you park you might as well plan on having your car stolen/broken in to. Second, this place is basically a whorehouse that masquerades as a strip club. If you go up for a private lap dance, you will get a menu of "other" services from the girl. And third, if you do go, don't talk to any of the "women" working the streets outside that place. They're packing a little something extra.

I miss my corporate expense account.

 

its cali law that full nude clubs cant serve alcohol. only topless can.

and i HOPE the under $30 requirement is for admission. cause you'll DEFINATELY be spending more than that inside.. WAY more.

 

Another option if you plan far enough in advance is to hire a couple of girls for a party. We did this for my friend's batchelor party about eight years ago. One of the guys met a couple of girls at Mitchell Bros and asked them about a private party. They charged us a flat rate (plus tips for games, of course) so the more guys we had the easier it was on our wallets. We rented out a room in an Italian restaurant in Oakland (IIRC) so no hotel management or cops kicking the door down.

I won't get into details but it was a better party than most where a stripper is hired to perform. I will say that the girls got off on each other as much as we did.

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