Stories about people drunk on "Four Lokos"...
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It's a controversial drink that combines alcohol and energy drinks which is going to be banned soon due to the adverse effects, one of them being the "four lokos stories" which can be found here:
Here are the testimonials of people who have consumed the beverage, lol
http://www.fourlokostories.com/
The stories are too much, LOL!
Here are the testimonials of people who have consumed the beverage, lol
http://www.fourlokostories.com/
The stories are too much, LOL!
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Love these things. Too bad they're so bad for me. They're big hits amongst snowboarders in mountain towns like mine.
One time after drinking a couple of these and a few beer pong games later I slept on the hood of my WRX so I can definitely see how people are putting themselves at risk with these.
we call them "cocaine in a can" LOL
....and if you really wanna LOL watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVWWre8tn_U
One time after drinking a couple of these and a few beer pong games later I slept on the hood of my WRX so I can definitely see how people are putting themselves at risk with these.
we call them "cocaine in a can" LOL
....and if you really wanna LOL watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVWWre8tn_U
Last edited by snowflow; Nov 9, 2010 at 05:46 PM.
I'm gonna be saying "WHO WAS PHONE?!" for weeks now...
"K so basicaly its like this. im at a friends house for like the night or watever and then wee making out on the couch (yeah!) and then like.. her dad calls on the phone and says “no i she likes it more if you use the other hand… yeah” and your allike “oh dude your dad is trying to give me advice on how to diddle you” and then she’s like… “i don’t have a dad..” what!? WHO WAS PHONE?"
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I only like the watermelon flavored ones, it reminds me of a jolly rancher. Well its like 7-8 shots of vodka in a can I think. Well thats not bad, cocaine on a budget.
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Love these things. Too bad they're so bad for me. They're big hits amongst snowboarders in mountain towns like mine.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVWWre8tn_U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVWWre8tn_U
I don't understand why they are such a huge hit all the sudden, vodka and redbull, jagerbombs all been around forever and this fourloco **** is banned in a couple states?
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college kids realize it's cheaper to drink four locos and get f'd up rather than keystone. Not like it makes anything better but..
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ok, which one of you guys is eddy? 

Eddy Kowalziewski: Drank a 4Loko before the gym, thought it was an energy drink. Started fingering my butthole on the stairmaster, came hard.
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Sparks has been around for forever. i dunno why 4 Locos is all of the sudden in the lime light (or lack there of) and gonna be banned. Yeah its only 6% but its still the same concept. Booze + Energy = WIN!!! SO much other stuff people could be worrying about.
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I'll bring you one when I get tuned. But you have to drink it after. LOL
I've noticed at the local store that all the sparks were now 12%. I guess they were trying to compete with four lokos? They were actually much cheaper than a four loko to. I think banning four lokos is just removing one drink and making room for another to come in and take its place. Nothing will change.
My friend is obsessed with four lokos. So much that he has been stocking up boxes of four lokos in anticipation of the ban.


