In Soviet Russia, buss drives YOU!!
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I saw this somewhere else earlier today, how did I know you would be the one to post it here 
Gagan, you want a word for word translation or just a general summary?

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In short...The bus became uncontrollable after a severe mechanical failure. The fat guy in a suit at the end speculates that the braking system went out, but does not rule out fault of the driver. Overall roughly 20 cars where hit and 4 people hurt, all with light concussions. They go into details of the route, location of all the hits, owner/operator identities of the bus, live witness interviews, seeking help in investigation etc.
The funniest part, the bus came to a stop about 10 meters away from a statue of a saint dedicated to good deeds/luck or something
The funniest part, the bus came to a stop about 10 meters away from a statue of a saint dedicated to good deeds/luck or something
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OMG, that guy really couldn't have been any luckier! I would have seriously gone out and bought lotto tix and if it was a period when I was single, I'd ask out the hottest women who I thought I had zero chance with!



