i have NO clue. he's married. and his wife is like "uggg" haha.
he invited me over to his house.. shows it to me infront of his wife.

he said "so everytime i fart it's like im farting on your face for all the years ive had to smell yours".

i still don't understand.

 

 

Looks like hes already reaping one of the "benefits"

 

Have you looked up corndog on UrbanDictionary yet?

 

Your buddy, was he sober when he got that?

 

I just did.

Hate you.

 

Well he did say he is a corndog

 

looking at it again its clearly a popsicle. its flat and wide and theres a bite taken out of the side. Who bites halfway down the side of a corndog?

though this really just raises more questions than it answers.

 

it's like the show LOST. but with corndog popsicle conflicts.

 

What kind of friend have you been to this guy? LOL

 

kinda looks like a butt above his head.

josh

 

What does your "face" look like it's been manhandled and bruised up... like it's been slapped multiple times by something hard?

 

lol it's called a healing tattoo.

 

theres bruising nowhere near where the ink is.

And your mouth is invitingly wide open.

 

Geezus it looks like a blow up doll now that I see it again.