something i wont be buying for christmas...

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Old Oct 30, 2009 | 05:17 PM
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Talking something i wont be buying for christmas...

http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212

dont even ask...
Old Oct 30, 2009 | 05:20 PM
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Old Oct 30, 2009 | 05:30 PM
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From the reviews...

By Josh Stillhouse
"A gastronomic adventure with pig sperm"
After buying this book, I decided that I need way more semen than I could possibly produce myself, so I purchased some from Prairie State Semen. It's from one of their award-winning Chester pigs. His name is "Vendetta" - here's a picture of him: http://shrunklink.com/bifc (you can see why I chose him). Anyway, they sent me enough of his semen to create a couple of the recipes in this book. I made Lime Aoili and poured it over my pork chops (it's only fitting after all). It was edible, but not as good as I had hoped. However, the Tiramisu Surprise I had for dessert was absolutely divine! So rich and creamy. It's kind of expensive to buy sperm from a farm like this, so I'm going to look around for alternate sources. In the meantime, I've got my little tupperware container in the freezer and it's filling up. Slowly, but surely. I highly recommend this book. The pictures are beautiful and the recipes are easy to follow.


http://www.showpigs.com/index.html
Old Oct 30, 2009 | 05:34 PM
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Old Oct 30, 2009 | 05:42 PM
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add to cart!!
Old Oct 30, 2009 | 06:54 PM
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ummmmm...... yea......


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Old Oct 30, 2009 | 06:58 PM
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Old Oct 30, 2009 | 07:09 PM
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How did you come across about it?

Just one day did you think "I dunno what to cook... hrmmm seamen..."
Old Oct 30, 2009 | 07:14 PM
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i guess extraction of the ingredients would be the best part of cooking...
Old Oct 30, 2009 | 11:31 PM
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Just because something has a "complex and dynamic" flavor doesn't mean you should be cooking with it! wowowow.
Old Oct 30, 2009 | 11:34 PM
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i just had shivers.......
Old Oct 30, 2009 | 11:58 PM
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Originally Posted by rau
i just had shivers.......
I want to get this book just for the next time I invite people over for dinner I can leave it on the kitchen counter, make sure they dont see it till after they ate
Old Nov 4, 2009 | 02:02 AM
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you betta not say **** bout my flan *****!
Old Nov 4, 2009 | 02:14 AM
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Oh man! I don't know what you guys are talking about. This is a perfect gift. This shall be at the next White Elephant I am at. Right next to the Fleshlight.
Old Nov 4, 2009 | 02:27 AM
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