My wife and I went to the mall to pick up some household items that we needed, and we went mostly because it's cold and nicely air conditioned there since it's like 105* here...

Anyway, leaving the mall we enter the first story of the parking structure where I was parked, since the mall was packed we had to park pretty far away... as we're walking I hear this car rev up and let out the clutch of his 2001 3 series that had uber tight exaust ( ), as the idiot is peeling out the car suddenly grabs traction and the car starts fishtailing coming right for me and my wife!!! He stops suddenly because he has to slam on the brakes not to crash into us or other cars...

Needless to say I wasn't very happy about and started walking towards this scrawny middle eastern (not that it matters, just for description purposes) and start yelling at him for being an f'ing retard POS! Much obscenities are hurled by me, basically telling he's an irresponsible moron that should be removed from the genepool, and much more NWS material... and well, to those of you that know me, you can fill in the rest, use your imagination.

Kid says I'm an "f'ing ahole who should mind my own business" as well as a bunch of other 4 letter obscenities, thats when I got really f'ing mad and and he saw it... Then I guess he got scared and peeled out AGAIN leaving the scene!!! I wouldn't have hit him or anything, just wanted to make him poop his pants, so I guess that is what happened..

The best part is, the security guards were behind me watching the whole time!!! They didn't do a damn thing! What the hell are they paid for!?

Kid was like 18-20 years old, short and skinny as hell... and had a guido complex.

Cliff notes: scrawny idiot Guido teenager burns out in parking garage, loses control and almost hits me and my wife

 

Oh yeah, F' those security guards! Worthless bastards.

 

Yea, i hate rent-a pigs. I once saw one of them in hacienda landing, he was checking out a girl and hit the car in front of him. Was quiet hilarious.

 

You should have taken out your Glock and shot out his tires...then taken out the windshield. THAT would have made him poop his pants, AND would have stopped him and given him reason to STFU...

...but, I'm sure he'd go home crying to his mommy and daddy...

 

you should start carryin your guns under your trunk mat where your spare tire is. some kids just have no freakin responsibility and no respect for others...little bastards

 

Start?

 

should of known you should start carrying RPGs then

 

Now see, all my friends wonder why I carry 3-4 D cell batteries in the center console. Its JUST for idiots like that, you would be surprised at what a nice D cell can do to a windshield...especialy on the freeway when "accidentally" tossed out the window backwards at that retard who wont get off your ***.

 

Not sure, but I believe that's a FELONY, just for having someone tailgate??

Hmm, if they're attempting a PIT maneuver, then yes, I could see using that tactic, but otherwise, either speed up and walk away from them, or get out of their way!!

 

daniel,


did you question the security guards lack of care when they witnessed the whole situation? i would have filed a complaint

 

I like throwing out pennies...LOL...you think rock chips are bad...wait until you see penny chips....

 

That's seriously one of the most f'd up things I can think of. A D cell battery for tailgating? You're probably the assole who sits in the #1 lane going 72 thinking everyone else is driving too fast and not getting out of the way.

-Brian

 

Agreed. He's an embarrassment to the Forester community.

 

HAHA, that's smart. Lug nuts are too expensive to be throwing out the window all the time Batteries might be a bit over kill tho...but a great use for a penny!!

PS: I am that assole too if you roll up 5 feet from my bumper. Actually, I am the guy that will slow down to really **** you off, then speed up when you try to pass on the right. Moral is: don't tailgate and expect everyone to scare out of your way

Sorry, OT. Glad you and your wife did not get hit BruceLee. You handled it better than I would have!!

 

I swear to god, if someone threw a battery at me on the freeway, I would hunt them down and eat their throats.

On a related note, I once saw a old integra full of these mexican gang bangers who thought it was funny to throw batteries at cars... CHP was dispatched and the goons were caught.