So my wife just bought me some new underwear...

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Old Jun 3, 2009 | 03:00 PM
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So my wife just bought me some new underwear...

Today I wore the new underwear my wife bought for the first time. Stepped up the the urinal just now and after fumbling for a few seconds, realized that they don't have a fly. wtf.

What kind of underwear are made without a fly? What is the logic there? If underwear doesn't have a fly, does that make them panties? Am I wearing panties?
Old Jun 3, 2009 | 03:02 PM
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Old Jun 3, 2009 | 03:02 PM
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Old Jun 3, 2009 | 03:02 PM
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Am I wearing panties?
i thought that was your usual
Old Jun 3, 2009 | 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by ryball
Today I wore the new underwear my wife bought for the first time. Stepped up the the urinal just now and after fumbling for a few seconds, realized that they don't have a fly. wtf.

What kind of underwear are made without a fly? What is the logic there? If underwear doesn't have a fly, does that make them panties? Am I wearing panties?
Maybe she thinks you don't need the fly.
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Do you sit down when you pee?
Old Jun 3, 2009 | 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by soggynoodles
Is it on backwards?
Old Jun 3, 2009 | 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by irrational x
i thought that was your usual
I only did it that one time.
Old Jun 3, 2009 | 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by soggynoodles
Do you sit down when you pee?
Only when I'm pooing.
Old Jun 3, 2009 | 03:14 PM
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u got punk'd by ur wife
Old Jun 3, 2009 | 03:15 PM
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either those are womens boxers.. or the unisex dave and busters boxers haha
Old Jun 3, 2009 | 03:15 PM
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seriously... those must be some designer tightees. Tell your wife to stop trying to turn you in to a stripper.
Old Jun 3, 2009 | 03:15 PM
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At first I misread the thread title, didn't see the "me" in there, and was expecting pics...
Old Jun 3, 2009 | 03:17 PM
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At first I misread the thread title, didn't see the "me" in there, and was expecting pics...
ex gf thread ruined us haha
Old Jun 3, 2009 | 03:21 PM
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They are Body Glove. I have a couple of other pairs, but they have fly's on them. Had to pull the leg up to go.



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