So I was in the can dropping a deuce...

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May 11, 2010 | 09:43 PM

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I use about 8 squares cuz' I got a fat azz..

May 11, 2010 | 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by CHESTON

yeah, 5-6 reps of 3-4 squares each, depending on quality of TP. don't want the "peek-thru finger" accident to happen...

Damn dude, are you spying on me when I take a big one or something? Great minds think alike!

May 11, 2010 | 10:39 PM

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I use the three shells.

best movie ever haha

May 11, 2010 | 10:56 PM

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Best thread of '10

baby wipes ftw

May 11, 2010 | 11:01 PM

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baby wipes definitely help

May 11, 2010 | 11:12 PM

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Its interesting that no one has brought up the 1-ply/2-ply issue. Either way, my toilet rinses my rusty sheriff's badge and then blows it dry. The Japanese got that one right.

May 11, 2010 | 11:13 PM

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Rusty sherrifs badge buahahahahahahahahahaha

May 11, 2010 | 11:54 PM

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cottenelle. period.

May 12, 2010 | 08:34 AM

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haha how many times did he flush the toilet

Just once. I doubt all of it made it down.

May 12, 2010 | 08:36 AM

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hahaha i didnt relize people study my every move in public bathrooms.

Dude, I wouldn't have thought to count, but it was so distracting. I started counting after probably the 5th or so pull. I estimated around 32.

May 12, 2010 | 08:36 AM

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Its interesting that no one has brought up the 1-ply/2-ply issue. Either way, my toilet rinses my rusty sheriff's badge and then blows it dry. The Japanese got that one right.

truth. My wife wants one of those seats so bad.

May 12, 2010 | 09:42 AM

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Anything less would be uncivilized.

May 12, 2010 | 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by rau

wtf, ODD about wiping your *** much? just grab enough to clean the starfish and call it a day.

yeah, OCD if you want to call it that, but i'd rather be an extra wipe clean than a wipe short...i've been around people that were a wipe short, and let me tell you, it wasn't nice to be around them. especially in summertime.