So this farmer has this old rooster....
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So this farmer has this old rooster....
and the rooster is all old, wrinkly and almost disfunctional. so the farmer goes out and gets a new rooster, a younger rooster. so the young rooster busts into the barn and says, "yo yo yo, wassup old rooster? i'm the new young rooster all up in this beotch. this barn is now mine, all deez hen b1tches are mine. you old man, are replaced fo shizzy!"
so the old rooster looks at the young rooster and says, "congrats young one, you can have this barn and all these hens. ONLY, under 1 circumstance. you race me 3 laps around the outside of the barn. if you win, you get it all, if i win, i keep it all."
and the young rooster says, "shiiiit old man, that'll be like candy from a baby, word"
so the 2 roosters go outside the barn and line up to start the race. and the old rooster says, "one... two..." he takes off running on two. the young rooster is surprised still at the starting line, "shiiiit, that old bastard cheated. no worries though, i can take his old *** any day!" and the young rooster takes off after him.
coming around the finish line on their first lap, the old rooster was a good 4-5 roosters ahead of the young rooster. but the young rooster was huffin' and puffin' and catching up.
coming around the finish line on their second lap, the young rooster was closing the gap quickly!
coming around the fine line on the final lap, the young rooster was right on the old rooster's ***! just then, the farmer comes out and shoots the young rooster.
walking back into the house, the farmer mutters, " 'sum b1tch, i'll be damned, that's the third gay rooster i've gotten this week!" :banana:
so the old rooster looks at the young rooster and says, "congrats young one, you can have this barn and all these hens. ONLY, under 1 circumstance. you race me 3 laps around the outside of the barn. if you win, you get it all, if i win, i keep it all."
and the young rooster says, "shiiiit old man, that'll be like candy from a baby, word"
so the 2 roosters go outside the barn and line up to start the race. and the old rooster says, "one... two..." he takes off running on two. the young rooster is surprised still at the starting line, "shiiiit, that old bastard cheated. no worries though, i can take his old *** any day!" and the young rooster takes off after him.
coming around the finish line on their first lap, the old rooster was a good 4-5 roosters ahead of the young rooster. but the young rooster was huffin' and puffin' and catching up.
coming around the finish line on their second lap, the young rooster was closing the gap quickly!
coming around the fine line on the final lap, the young rooster was right on the old rooster's ***! just then, the farmer comes out and shoots the young rooster.
walking back into the house, the farmer mutters, " 'sum b1tch, i'll be damned, that's the third gay rooster i've gotten this week!" :banana:
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Hahahaha, thats some funny shiet....and its doubly funny for me because here, on our ranch, we actually have 2 gay peacocks...I dunno if they really and truely are gay, but they are both definately males and all they do is follow each other around and well, yeah, u know how dat shiet goes.....
Leave it to Preston to come up with somethin like this...haha funny as hell.
Patrick
Leave it to Preston to come up with somethin like this...haha funny as hell.
Patrick
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