there have been COUNTLESS sightings of a ver. 7 sti around the fremont area... the individual is known to be totally asian washed, and to spin records by the alias of DJ Whitey... often seen at the local Tapioca Express, DJ Whitey is known to use his secret weapon of the hood popping technique to lure his victims into a trap , where he then bonks them in the a**, when they aren't paying attention....

if you see a black ver.7 sti driven by a caucasian male, please proceed w/ caution as he is known to smell like fried fish and squid, and the likes of an oriental grocery store

 

ROFL!!!!! i think i saw him in the mirrior...

 

His car r0x0rz.

 

what is this mirrior you speak of? is it a toy?

 

"Hey DJ come pop that hood, keep the hood up all night long" sung to the tune of hey mr. dj

 

He says he can read chineez too. He taught me what all those freaky JDM terms mean. I had no idea what "loose socks" meant until I hung out with him. He's the Egg Man, driving around, king o' da town!

jason

 

i go to tapioca a lot but um.. i drive blue/gold hah

gC

 

but he is allergic to fish

 

true Ver7 or a drop ?

 

Some static started in the pool hall
Hit a mother****er's face with the cue ball
Then I met this girl she tried to gank me
So I smacked her in the booty with M.C. Plank Bee
Me and my crew out breaking windows
The bingo the lotto you know I'll never win those
Possession is half the law
I had my routines before all y'all
Your whole life is coming apart at the seams
You ain't nothing but a car thief biting routines
I'm a city slicker I ain't no townie
Right now I wish I had another hash brownie
Like Ricky always said you've got to toke and pass
Or Mookie's gonna kick your ****in' ***
You try to take what isn't yours like a God damn rat
See personally I wouldn't want to go out like that

I'm a writer a poet a genius I know it
I don't buy cheeba I grow it Marijuana
People always trying to get next to me
I had a beautiful experience on Ecstasy
Smoked up a bag of elephant tranquilizer
Because I had to deal with a money hungry miser
Had a caine filled Kool with my man Rush Rush
Saw my teeth fall in the sink when I started to brush
You be doing nose candy on the Bowie Coke Mirror
My girl asked for some but I pretended not to hear her
You can't deny me you always want to try me
You're just gonna get your *** kicked
Homeboy throw in the towel
Your girl got dicked by Ricky Powell
The Godfather of Soul is in the belly of the beast
For smoking that dust at St. Anthony's Feast

All the wife beaters and all the tax cheaters
Sitting in the White House pulling their peters
Buy my cheeba from the cop down the street
The only cop with a rope chain walking the beat
Like a sneaky pouch time bomb tickin'
Like the beat to my rhyme just kickin'
Space cake cookies I discover who I am
I'm a dusted old bummy Hurdy Gurdy Man
Five-O caught me now I'm going to the mountains
Said good-bye to my girl my lawyers and accountants
My mind is kinda rhymin and I think I oughta think
So I'm rockin all the rhymes and I'll have another drink
So the lights are flashing my mind is spinning
I feel like it is always the beginning
Of another rhyme I'm rapping M.C.'ing I rock
You ain't nothing but a car thief who must be stopped

 

I dont think I have seen a post like that to throw something so off topic like that

 

I know, what's he thinking, mayn?

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Its weird I just thought this thread needed a soundtrack song, like for instance, "Car Thief" by Beastie Boys...

 

a drop for now, but will be a true new age impreza sti sonner or later.



hopefully sooner!

 

dj whitey has been MIA for a long time... if you have any information on his current location, please contact your local russian authorities aka imprezer as the butt love has been lacking...

 

tha tapx in the same parking lot as quizzno's? and across the street from tung kee?

i work really close to there.