View Poll Results: Shall we ban Dark Onion until the man can talk to a girl?
Yes! He needs to man up!
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No! Let him do it on his own time
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Change his name to Holland and order him a hooker!
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Should DarkOnion be banned from BAIC?

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Old Sep 10, 2008 | 02:35 PM
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cuz his dong dong is oddly humungous




i'm talking about what he said
aye brotha use the quote button next time
Old Sep 10, 2008 | 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted by mo & jo
how do u know dat his ding dong is humongus lol
Cuz he'll rest it on your shoulder at the meets when you're not looking

too soon?
Old Sep 10, 2008 | 02:59 PM
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I voted order him a hooker. This is the same tactic we are considering for my friend with a severe lack of a sex life. For those close to him take a pool get some money and get a good one. Check CL. Make sure she doesnt tell him she is a hired hand. You go out. Hooker meets you all. Comes onto DarkOnion somthing fierce. He has no choice but to take her home and do her or be called a HOMO, he does the deed gets serious confidence boost and then walks around like a super hero. Woman in the future will be attracted to the confidence and maybe solve the problem. IMO.
Old Sep 10, 2008 | 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Shayhan27
I voted order him a hooker. This is the same tactic we are considering for my friend with a severe lack of a sex life. For those close to him take a pool get some money and get a good one. Check CL. Make sure she doesnt tell him she is a hired hand. You go out. Hooker meets you all. Comes onto DarkOnion somthing fierce. He has no choice but to take her home and do her or be called a HOMO, he does the deed gets serious confidence boost and then walks around like a super hero. Woman in the future will be attracted to the confidence and maybe solve the problem. IMO.
I do accept gifts. No need to hide anything. As long as she's quality and isn't infested with diseases...
Old Sep 10, 2008 | 03:00 PM
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When i first saw DarkOnion i mistook him for Holland.
Sorry Holland :I
Old Sep 10, 2008 | 03:18 PM
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Old Sep 10, 2008 | 03:35 PM
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I vote option 3. There are too many Kevin's as it.
Old Sep 10, 2008 | 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted by darkonion
I do accept gifts. No need to hide anything. As long as she's quality and isn't infested with diseases...
Possible problem...
Old Sep 10, 2008 | 03:38 PM
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Possible problem...
I mean, don't hire someone that uses too much teeth. I mean, it'd be my first, but I don't want it to be my last.
Old Sep 10, 2008 | 03:38 PM
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DarkOnion, i can help you with your girl problems, but i charge 50$ an hour.
Old Sep 10, 2008 | 03:42 PM
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Don't ban him. Add "AUDT" to the swear filter.
Old Sep 10, 2008 | 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Unit 91
Don't ban him. Add "AUDT" to the swear filter.
lolz
Old Sep 10, 2008 | 04:20 PM
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If he really doesn't have a girl, then yes, he should be banned until he gets a real life.

There is more to life than winning the coveted BAIC "Biggest Post *****" award, 2008.
Old Sep 10, 2008 | 04:22 PM
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This is ridiculous. Do you guys not get enough attention IRL? Seriously. WTF.

You and Rau should both be banned.
Old Sep 10, 2008 | 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted by OneManArmy
This is ridiculous. Do you guys not get enough attention IRL? Seriously. WTF.

You and Rau should both be banned.
Dude, you might have just stepped in it, given that you've recommended banning the official BAIC Biggest Drama Queen--because Evsoul was too big a ***** to show up for the well deserved reward.

But given that you are, indeed, a OneManArmy, I guess you can handle it.

Nonetheless, if you need backup, let me know, because I tend to agree that these two have nothing better to do.

However, since Rau got hired at Method 4, perhaps part of his job description it to be omnipresent on the forums and meets.

All I know, this is the same man who shouted something of the sort, "Queen has 2 E's MOTHER****ER."



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