THE FACTS AB0UT "SEX"

1) 94% of men lie about their dick size.
According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of
men need to use extra large condoms.

2) The average man is 6 inches long when erect
(no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the
truth). (incidentally the average vaginal capactity is
only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle
king dong)

3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even
though Pediatrics say it is not necessary.

4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can
make your ***** grow but time (most men reach
the end of their growth by the early 20's)

5) There is no correlation between ***** size and
shoe size, hand size, or nose size.

6) Blue ***** does exist! It's technically
called "prostatic congestion."

7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.

+Some stuff on the ladies+
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1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider
themselves "attractive" (20% of British women
do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say
they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the
term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking",
and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of
women say they are "sexy".

2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong
size bra.

3) 60% of women have had breast implants.

4) 75% of women like giving/getting oral sex.

5) 95% of women shave their privates.

6) Average male ejaculations are only 14 calories. So no worries about wieght gain!

+Both+
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1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and
women.

2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before
they have graduated. 27% loose their virginity senior
prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.

3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1
month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.

+5 Reasons Why Sex is Good+
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1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150
calories every half an hour of it. It will lower your
cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.

2) You won't get sick. According to research if
you have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to
get sick.

3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense
of well-being. Women who have more sex were
clinically proven to be less depressed than women
who dont have sex.

4) Makes you look better - [ problem is, ugly people
don`t get any ]. Sex releases hormones in you which make your skin and hair softer and shinier and tone your physique.

5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies
prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who
had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate
as those who did not indulge themselves at least
once a month. It also makes you look younger. If
you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to
10 years younger than you really are.

Did You Know?
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1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up
to running 75 miles!!!!

 

" 6) Average male ejaculations are only 14 calories. So no worries about wieght gain! "

Damn, thought i had something going there.

 

Protein shake through a meat straw...

 

damn, what brought this about?... lol

 

I'll believe all of it except that one. All women? Just US women? Even for US women over 18, I dont believe that 60% have breast implants. No way. Maybe 10-20% MAX.

 

60% of women have had breat implants? I call BS on that.

 

I agree

 

Shh!!! Be quiet or you'll ruin the propaganda.

 

A little math conversion for those of you that have "stamina" issues: That's .083 calories/second. :rotfl:

 

Now I know why Zoeb is so angry...

 

LOL! :rotfl: Among other things, as well...

 

I still like the one that says swallowing reduces the risk of breast cancer.... line up ladies!

 

Repost this 696969 times or you won't get laid for the rest of your life!