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Old Mar 20, 2013 | 01:39 PM
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Seriously Kate... WTF!

omg! Celebrity gossip, news photos, babies, couples, hotties, and more - omg! from Yahoo!


It's really that easy to get a hot famous person to go on a date with you? Make the world watch your video. Sooner or later it gets the attention of yahoo news. Force said celabrity to look like an ******* if they turn down this sweet boy. They go. Guess what... retarded amount of free press.


Seriously. I'm so tired of this tired tactic. Why don't you pull your big boy pants up and ask a girl standing right in front of you. All this is is an ego trip. Hey guys look what I got. They get to feel uncomfortable. Etc.


Beyond that... She's a ****ing adult.

She's a 20 year old woman going to a 17 year olds prom. Famous or not, I'm tired of this ****.

My wife was 18 when we started dating. A senior in high school. I was 24. How do you think the school would have viewed my showing up at the prom? Do you think I would have been comfortable? The school? Other students?

This is all bull****.





But good for you kid. You get to dance with Kate Upton. You'll remember that **** forever. Try not to pop wood bro.
Old Mar 20, 2013 | 01:41 PM
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there's a lot of stories like these, from military ***** to proms
Old Mar 20, 2013 | 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by bkblitzed
there's a lot of stories like these, from military ***** to proms
Also a lot of stories where sisters try and bring their military brother to prom and arnt allowed.
Old Mar 20, 2013 | 01:54 PM
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And where were my ***** when Jolie looked good, or when Jessica Biel rode the skies??? good going kid!
Old Mar 20, 2013 | 02:13 PM
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I remember when Howard Stern set up the **** star Houston to go to a kids prom and she ended up blowing him and he moved into her LA house for a couple of months of ********

Howard rules
Old Mar 20, 2013 | 02:16 PM
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Just another way for the media to drum up some ratings. It was cool a few times, but now it is already old.

At that same time...well I'd hit the **** out of it too, not that he'll get the chance, but he still gets props LOL.
Old Mar 20, 2013 | 02:20 PM
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I'd definitely date rape... Get some for sure, giggity
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Originally Posted by Javirex23
I'd definitely date rape... Get some for sure, giggity
Old Mar 20, 2013 | 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Javirex23
I'd definitely date rape... Get some for sure, giggity
Yeah, guessing there will be bodyguards around... He even puts a hand in the wrong place and he will be snapped in half.
Old Mar 20, 2013 | 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted by runboyrun
Also a lot of stories where sisters try and bring their military brother to prom and arnt allowed.
Seriously. I guess it's o.k. if it's a celebrity bring a butt load of press to your prom and school. God forbid it's a regular person. Must be a pervert. Going to corrupt your student and poor vodka in the punch bowl.


My issue is this... ask a girl that you know to the prom. Man up. Yeah it sucks to get told no. But that's part of it. This one is nothing. Gets told no... so what... it was funny. I can't figure out why in the hell she said yes.

Part of growing up is the prom process. Trying to figure out who to ask. Getting nervous. Asking... getting told yes or sometimes no. Etc.

My junior year I took a friend of mine. Had a blast until my buddy ran over her foot in front of Pizza My Heart.

My senior year I missed my ultimate crush by 5 minutes. I **** you not. I called her and she was like... so and so literally just asked. I said yes already. But I'd rather go with you... but I can't back out. Blah blah. So I asked another chick I had been talking too. She wasn't vibing going to prom at all. Said no. Asked a chick I used to hook up with and she was linked up with someone else because I lagged. Ended up taking a hot sophomore cheer leader.

Between the time I asked and prom I got kicked out of the house and sent to the dorms. Meant I had a curfew and tons of limitation. Ruined the vibe. Was a damned disaster. Damn near got in a fight with some douche bag. Acted like a moody *****. Was terrible. 10 years later I was heading to a party of a bunch of old school folks. She was there. Found out I was coming and bounces. LOL! Tells you how bad it was.

Crappy thing was... I was a pretty good looking dude and had tons of friends. If I wasn't such a ***** I coulda went with whoever in the hell I wanted.

It's part of the process.




But like I said before... chance of a lifetime. Might as well enjoy it. I hope they have a good time and it doesn't ruin prom for the rest of the school. Lots of girls and guys really look forward to it... prom king and all that jazz. The high school drama... he's instantly the cool guy with the supermodel.

Good luck kid.
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I would bring plenty of chloroform...
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I hope they post the prom pic.
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Originally Posted by Javirex23
I'd definitely date rape... Get some for sure, giggity
Hell yea!!






Anyways, you just need a signed slip and turn it in on time if you want someone older who does not attend the high school to go to prom with you.
Old Mar 20, 2013 | 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted by pho_shizzle
Hell yea!!






Anyways, you just need a signed slip and turn it in on time if you want someone older who does not attend the high school to go to prom with you.
That would totally suck.


Sorry man you didn't get your slip in in time. She can't come in. Oh it's kate upton.... Sorry. Next time get the paperwork in.


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