WARNING! SCAM ALERT! Be on the lookout for these two women. They are hanging out around the Target and Wal-Mart parking lots. When you are putting your groceries away they ask you for a ride to McDonald's.They are very convincing and very hot!
Once in your car this one takes her clothes off and starts climbing all over you while she keeps you busy, the other one takes your wallet. I've had mine taken on the 1st, 3rd, 4th and twice yesterday and probably two more times tomorrow. Wal-Mart has wallets for $2.99,but I found some at the Dollar Store for .99¢ so I bought all they had. These two harlets not only take your wallet, but you never even make it to McDonald's so I've already lost 10lbs. Keep a lookout for them. ( I find lunch time and around 5:30 are the best times)

 

well, I thought it was funny

 

Lmao! I like this one too

I was offered sex today, with a 21 year old girl, in exchange I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner to my friends. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standards with strong will power. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner, now available scented lemon or vanilla.

 

hahahahahaha

 

Winning!

-Brian

 

Hahaha. These are great

 

If only irl :/

 

Not sure whether to facepalm, high five, or just walk away shaking my head right now man.

Thanks for the lol's. My Wife can't understand why I wanna goto Target and Walmart at all right now.