RIP - The tennis world has lost two of its brightest upcoming stars.

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Old Jul 7, 2009 | 12:51 PM
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RIP - The tennis world has lost two of its brightest upcoming stars.

The right and left breasts of Simona Halep.


http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/i...asts-are-gone/

Old Jul 7, 2009 | 12:51 PM
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Old Jul 7, 2009 | 12:53 PM
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what a waste
Old Jul 7, 2009 | 12:56 PM
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now tennis is not worth watching unless sharapova is playing/grunting
Old Jul 7, 2009 | 12:58 PM
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what a senseless waste, tragic indeed
Old Jul 7, 2009 | 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted by ruehl
now tennis is not worth watching unless sharapova is playing/grunting
coulda sworn that i heard on espn that the governing body for tennis is trying to ban the grunting...
Old Jul 7, 2009 | 01:24 PM
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Old Jul 7, 2009 | 01:28 PM
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Nice. Trust me guys, as much fun as they are to look at, trying to play any sort of sport with large breasts is NOT fun and sometimes incredibly painful. Trust me on this one, I speak from experience [and she had tig o'l bitties]. I am sure she is much happier and will probably move much faster without the boat anchors attached to her chest.

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Old Jul 7, 2009 | 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by ruehl
now tennis is not worth watching unless sharapova is playing/grunting
For you, then. Probably the two hottest women in tennis right now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxHQCr81-7A
Old Jul 7, 2009 | 01:42 PM
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I'm fairly certain Paul is going to ask for my man card but I'll be the first to say it - not a fan of huge breasts....Yeah.
Old Jul 7, 2009 | 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by ryball
For you, then. Probably the two hottest women in tennis right now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxHQCr81-7A
+1 to Ana Ivanovic
Old Jul 7, 2009 | 02:36 PM
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If there`s a memorial being held, then count me in. Where do I sign up?
Old Jul 7, 2009 | 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by R-Dub
I'm fairly certain Paul is going to ask for my man card but I'll be the first to say it - not a fan of huge breasts....Yeah.
This is where I'm with you...big ***** are not for me.

Every man is equipt with the perfect Go/No Go gage for breast size.

Place your hand onto a flat surface, fingers straight out & spread apart.
Now, keeping your finger tips on the flat surface, raise your palm up...like you're gonna palm a basketball

Find a suitable female and test away!

Procedure for Men that enjoy average/ small *****:

If the nipple touches the palm of your hand and the finger tips can not touch the breast bone, the ***** are too big.

Procedure for Men that enjoy ginormous *****:

If finger tips touch the breast bone, the ***** are too small.
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Awesome - Paul and I can see eye to eye...or at least breast to breast on this issue =D
Old Jul 7, 2009 | 04:43 PM
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I'm with you two on this one as well.



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