ricer night before Christmas

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 12-18-2007, 12:17 AM
  #1  
Registered User
Thread Starter
iTrader: (3)
 
tanz1983's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: milton, fl
Posts: 1,218
Car Info: 2006 San Remo Red WRX
ricer night before Christmas

The Night Before Christmas (Ricer-Style)

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 with no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, with this 2-liter motor,
To beat this dang Mustang, even with its big blower,

As the light goes to green and I pull like no joke,
The Mustang erupts in clouds of tire smoke.
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names for my four VTEC pistons…

Racing ahead, I’m the star of the action,
But I know I’m in trouble when that Mustang gets traction.
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
My rearview mirror is blocked by my shopping cart wing.

I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining…
In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying, now a thing of the past…

Don’t bother with third, ‘cause no it’s too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate.

Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
“You can’t win them all,” he says in fling.
“You may not win any in that silly thing,”

I scowled and I revved and let out a sigh,
And did my classic trademark high speed fly-by.
Then I smiled as I revved and pulled out of sight,
“With my new mods tomorrow, it will be a better night.”
tanz1983 is offline  
Old 12-18-2007, 12:30 AM
  #2  
Registered User
iTrader: (1)
 
splinter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Rohnert Park/Los Altos Hills, CA
Posts: 600
Car Info: 04 AW WRX
hahah nice i enjoyed
splinter is offline  
Old 12-18-2007, 12:31 AM
  #3  
Registered User
iTrader: (10)
 
455h013's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Grapeville
Posts: 1,755
Car Info: 2005 WRB STi
ahh, poor little handa.
455h013 is offline  
Old 12-18-2007, 12:52 AM
  #4  
Registered User
iTrader: (7)
 
Gibz's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Los Altos
Posts: 10,983
Car Info: '11 White Shelby Cobra GT 500
LOL that was a good one
Gibz is offline  
Old 12-18-2007, 09:02 AM
  #5  
Registered User
iTrader: (2)
 
SUBY_6_STI's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: im not sure anymore
Posts: 1,050
Car Info: 2006 STI CGM
Hahahaha
SUBY_6_STI is offline  
Old 12-18-2007, 09:17 AM
  #6  
Registered User
iTrader: (4)
 
BeeSTi's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Bay Area
Posts: 270
Car Info: 05 STi
impressive!
BeeSTi is offline  
Old 12-18-2007, 09:22 AM
  #7  
Registered User
iTrader: (1)
 
Traxamillion's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Rohnert Park, CA
Posts: 1,828
Car Info: nothing
haha
Traxamillion is offline  
Old 12-18-2007, 11:09 AM
  #8  
Registered User
 
ezombie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Bay Area
Posts: 920
Car Info: 2005 OBP WRX
lol
ezombie is offline  
Old 12-18-2007, 11:16 AM
  #9  
Registered User
iTrader: (57)
 
xhengmanx's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the area
Posts: 7,380
Car Info: 04 impreza wrx R.I.P Daniel Wentz JOEBOBBUCKET
AHAH!!! wow nice one!! did you right this on up?
xhengmanx is offline  
Old 12-18-2007, 11:20 AM
  #10  
VIP Member
iTrader: (25)
 
huck's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: San Ramon, Ca
Posts: 10,197
Car Info: 2013 GR STi
hahahaha... nice
huck is offline  
Old 12-18-2007, 11:22 AM
  #11  
Registered User
iTrader: (14)
 
Egan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Peoples Republik of Kalifornia
Posts: 14,221
Car Info: 05 H2 SUT, 45 GPW, 10 Murano, 13 Boss 302
Good find!
Egan is offline  
Old 12-18-2007, 11:23 AM
  #12  
Registered User
iTrader: (1)
 
JZ oo7's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: San Francisco
Posts: 5,351
Car Info: 1.8L FWD
LOL!!! awesome!
JZ oo7 is offline  
Old 12-18-2007, 11:51 AM
  #13  
pwn
Registered User
iTrader: (10)
 
pwn's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Dublin, California
Posts: 2,498
Car Info: 09 STi, 10 Cayman S
well written I must say
pwn is offline  
Old 12-18-2007, 12:15 PM
  #14  
Registered User
 
Superglue WRX's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: I was up above it, now I'm down in it
Posts: 5,686
Car Info: New Government Motors SUV!
Also know as: The Rice Before Christmas by Bruce Dickenson (yes, THE Bruce Dickenson)
Superglue WRX is offline  
Old 12-18-2007, 12:42 PM
  #15  
VIP Member
iTrader: (9)
 
c279a's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: ?
Posts: 12,243
Car Info: FORD PINTO
c279a is offline  


Quick Reply: ricer night before Christmas



All times are GMT -7. The time now is 07:11 PM.