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There is no way that is true?
I was reading some more and he has to watch her shower?
BEAT HER WITH A PADDLE WHILE SHE'S ****ING PREGNANT?!?
He said he'd go easy on her because she was pregnant, but other people encouraged to just LAY It on her? WTF?
YOU LOOK FOR YOUR PASTOR TO FIND AN ANSWER TO THIS DUMB HORSE CRAP? ROFL
Duct tape her coochie before the shower? WHAT in the LIVING HELL?
Wow, I can't read anymore or else I might have to blow up some christian churches myself. Talk about horribly stupid, INHUMANE, and for what? Some imaginary guy who won't ever forgive you for your sins? The dude is supposed to forgive everyone. LoL, I can go to church n' let him hear my sins to be cured, and go right out for a drink.
You need to punish your wife for the lord? Yea ok buddy. Another reason to why I'm not religious. Makes no sense.
My religion:
1) Be happy
2) Don't hurt anyone while being happy (this is debatable, IE breaking up with a girl, but you get the jist) Don't hurt or kill anyone.
If there is any special being up there, he'll know that you are doin' the right thing with following these two steps. =P, no need to pray, no need to go to a special place to pray. No need to not eat bacon, pepperoni, etc.
I was reading some more and he has to watch her shower?
BEAT HER WITH A PADDLE WHILE SHE'S ****ING PREGNANT?!?
He said he'd go easy on her because she was pregnant, but other people encouraged to just LAY It on her? WTF?
YOU LOOK FOR YOUR PASTOR TO FIND AN ANSWER TO THIS DUMB HORSE CRAP? ROFL
Duct tape her coochie before the shower? WHAT in the LIVING HELL?
Wow, I can't read anymore or else I might have to blow up some christian churches myself. Talk about horribly stupid, INHUMANE, and for what? Some imaginary guy who won't ever forgive you for your sins? The dude is supposed to forgive everyone. LoL, I can go to church n' let him hear my sins to be cured, and go right out for a drink.
You need to punish your wife for the lord? Yea ok buddy. Another reason to why I'm not religious. Makes no sense.
My religion:
1) Be happy
2) Don't hurt anyone while being happy (this is debatable, IE breaking up with a girl, but you get the jist) Don't hurt or kill anyone.
If there is any special being up there, he'll know that you are doin' the right thing with following these two steps. =P, no need to pray, no need to go to a special place to pray. No need to not eat bacon, pepperoni, etc.
Carson is rolling in his grave...
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I wanted to join that board until I read some of the other threads and figured out it was a joke...as soon as I saw "archi systematic" used in a post I knew it wasn't real - Yes I did read this thread and saw the wiki link above, but that was after I figured out it was a satire board using religion...but I sooo needed that board to be real.
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From: IG - @thomas.teammoist
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there ya go.. 
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