Mitch Hedberg owns them all
may he rest in peace.
if you guys haven't heard mitch's stuff, you haven't heard comedy at its finest.
chapelle is funny too though, i must admit.

 

I have a bunch of Mitch Hedberg's stuff. I loved his theory that candy companies like Kit Kat are cheating people out of chocolate when they imprint their name on the candy bar.

"I saw a man at the carnival who held a contest for whoever can guess the number of jellybeans in the jar. So I said to him, how about you guess how many I can eat."

The golf one was funny too.

"A hole in one is the hardest golf shot you can make. Once I hit a man with a golf ball. I coulda yelled "fore!", but I was too busy mumbling, "Man, there's no way that's going to hit him." I found that much more satisfying than a hole in one."

 

+1 i myself love comedy centerals line up... now if only the chappelle show would come back and bump reno 911 id be uber happy