I am so dreading opening this thread. You kids may well have ruined bacon for me. Seriously, a *ucking piggy nipple?

 

I for one am glad the bacon nipple was posted. Any of you ignorant carnivores who get grossed out by the mere thought that your meat came from a living, breathing creature need a reality check.

 

Meat comes from animals, animals have nipples. Delicious delicious nipples.

 

It cannot be unseen. That is the issue at hand.

I've killed, dressed, and eaten many, many critters. Never said I had to like the process.

Now I want bacon. dammit... lolz

 

Fixed that for ya.

 

I've been on a fried egg hype recently...made a bomb hamburger steak/loco moco thing with gravy and fried eggs...almost died after but it was awesome

I've seen pizza with eggs on diners drive ins dives before...

Cooked the pizza halfway, took it out of wood oven, cracked eggs right on it and threw it back in oven...upon completetion, you crack the yolk and let it spread all over the pizza

 

That sounds hella good!
I had one with Pork belly on it like 2 weeks ago. Totally needed an egg!

 

Well done sir! haha

 

I saw that bacon nipple in the other thread and wondered what the hell it was.

Now it all makes sense.

 

lmao... nipple bacon ftw!!

 

**** I love nipple pork. Make some lechon out of it and you'll forget there was even a nipple to begin with

 

"I had no idea you could milk a cat! Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples. I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?"

 

I've been known to make a breakfast burger comprised of

hamburger patty
lots of bacon
grilled onions
the finest American cheese available
2 eggs
a bun grilled in butter and slathered with sausage gravy
last but not least a generous dousing of chulula

 

Is this gift from God shippable, and in a timely manner?

 

I forgot the hashbrowns. I have a picture somewhere I'll look for it. It was a good 6" high!!