personal massage for car
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thats crazy. Who would trade a reliable car for some massages. seems kinda shady
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I am a massage therapist in need of a reliable car with good gas mileage. I'm not looking to spend much and am hoping to do a trade where I give you a sequence of massages and you give me a car. Trade value will depend upon value of the car. I am a highly skilled, nationally certified deep tissue/myfascial release therapist & craniosacral therapist that has been practicing for over 8 years.*Please let me know what kind of car you have and in what condition it is in and we will work something out that is fair for both of us.*I don't care what the car looks like but I need it to be in great running condition.*Thank you!*
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"WANTED: car for massage trade - $1000 (oakland hills / mills)
I am a massage therapist in need of a reliable car with good gas mileage. I'm not looking to spend much and am hoping to do a trade where I give you a sequence of massages and you give me a car. Trade value will depend upon value of the car. I am a highly skilled, nationally certified deep tissue/myfascial release therapist & craniosacral therapist that has been practicing for over 8 years.
Please let me know what kind of car you have and in what condition it is in and we will work something out that is fair for both of us.
I don't care what the car looks like but I need it to be in great running condition.
Thank you!"
That being said, "craniosacral therapy", eh? Is that his/her cranium (head) by your sacrum (just above your tailbone)?
ALWAYS do this if you want your thread to survive, n00b!
"WANTED: car for massage trade - $1000 (oakland hills / mills)
I am a massage therapist in need of a reliable car with good gas mileage. I'm not looking to spend much and am hoping to do a trade where I give you a sequence of massages and you give me a car. Trade value will depend upon value of the car. I am a highly skilled, nationally certified deep tissue/myfascial release therapist & craniosacral therapist that has been practicing for over 8 years.
Please let me know what kind of car you have and in what condition it is in and we will work something out that is fair for both of us.
I don't care what the car looks like but I need it to be in great running condition.
Thank you!"
That being said, "craniosacral therapy", eh? Is that his/her cranium (head) by your sacrum (just above your tailbone)?