"sorry, my parents were married when i was born..."

 

*tumble weed*

 

 

:cricket churping:

 

:single random cough from back of audience:

 

:stunned silence from audience...:

:seemingly awaiting teh funnay:

 

i try but to no avail

http://webflash.com/indexframe.php?id=694&id=694

 

:quiet.....:

:random coughs from the audience:

:sound of a shotgun pumping:

 

PLEASE tell me someone hijacked ldivinag's account.

 

C'mon man... everyone's allowed an unfunnay or two. No need to be too harsh... it's not like he's GW....

 

Point taken. I realized I forgot the at the end but I didn't want the "edit" to show up and make it seem like I was putting too much thought into it.

OK, maybe this will make it up:

Why did the engineer die in the shower?
The shampoo directions said: Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

 

-Gagan <not you Kenn >

 

Oh man, that one was worth at least one roll-eyes!

OK, let me try again:

Pony says to bear, "Bear, can you call eagle for me?"
Bear says, "Why don't you call him yourself?"
Pony replies, "Because I am a little horse."

Badda bing!

 

:booooo:

 

my god...