once, there was a sparrow. ...

Old Apr 10, 2010 | 11:34 PM
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once, there was a sparrow. ...

And she loved to fly from tree to tree, singing away.
That winter, as she was flying, the sparrow froze solid.
As she laid in the soft snow, tying to figure a way out of her predicament, a cow walked passed and crapped onto our brave sparrow.

As the cow poop was warm, the sparrow began to thaw out.
After some time, she was warm and happy....and started to sing her heart out.

A cat heard her singing, slinked over to the ****-covered bird, and ate her!

Not all of those that **** on us mean us harm.
Not all of those that save us from **** mean us well.
And if you find yourself warm and happy, keep your ****ing mouth shut.
Old Apr 11, 2010 | 12:26 AM
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Once there was a guy named Daniel... He took too much Ambien and doesn't remember the past 4 days (not joking at all).


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once there was a guy named daniel... He took too much ambien and doesn't remember the past 4 days (not joking at all).


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Originally Posted by Paul@dbtuned
And she loved to fly from tree to tree, singing away.
That winter, as she was flying, the sparrow froze solid.
As she laid in the soft snow, tying to figure a way out of her predicament, a cow walked passed and crapped onto our brave sparrow.

As the cow poop was warm, the sparrow began to thaw out.
After some time, she was warm and happy....and started to sing her heart out.

A cat heard her singing, slinked over to the ****-covered bird, and ate her!

Not all of those that **** on us mean us harm.
Not all of those that save us from **** mean us well.
And if you find yourself warm and happy, keep your ****ing mouth shut.
I like it. Although, I sense an underlying meaning.
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