I am glad you ran over a racoon, they drown dogs, therefore they are evil!!

I hit a baby deer when I was 16 It was on blossom hill rd. in San Jose, and the damn thing jump from a bush to about a foot in front of my car. I didn't get a chance to brake, just one big sobering thud and that was it. My friends called me bambi killer for years


I have also hit a few possums, but unfortunatly they always survive, even after I hear them bouncing off of the bottom of my car!!! They are evil too

 

muahhahaha.. they survive?? like cockroaches, eh?

 

i used to hand feed some local racoons crackers and cat food (they sure love cat food)... they were cool... they were very good with their paws and could grab things. someone came home and they freaked out and climbed my walls (inside the house)...

at this point i would like to remind you that hitting a racoon is not a Subaru of America approved event and thus, your warranty has been voided despite your car being equipped with a racoon proof bumper.

 

I used to hate racoons because they always stole food from my outdoor cats when I was grew up.

I used to look out the sliding glass door to the back deck, and see them staring me right in the eye, while their little hands were scooping food up into their mouths, then they would wash their hands in the water dish...

When first opened up the restaurant two years ago, I was out back high as ***k, working with a friend building the wooden stage for the bands, at like 2:30AM, when these two racoons started slowly walking towards us!

We were both completely high and delirious from being sleep deprived, and so I peppersprayed both the racoons!

I felt bad afterwards, but we were tripping out, and the racoons harldy reacted to it...weird, they just strolled back into the storm drain, normally...