Omfg Look A Rhino Penis!! (nws)

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Old Oct 7, 2005 | 01:37 PM
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Sorta looks like a big log of madrone or manzanita hangin down.
Old Oct 7, 2005 | 05:07 PM
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Well, guess a rhino definitely has wood then.
Old Oct 7, 2005 | 05:38 PM
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Well, guess a rhino definitely has wood then.[/U]
*rimshot*
Old Oct 7, 2005 | 06:36 PM
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sheesh didn't know rhino ******* was so small....
Old Oct 7, 2005 | 07:16 PM
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Does that thing scrape the ground?
Old Oct 7, 2005 | 07:23 PM
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Does that thing scrape the ground?
yeah. Yours doesn't?
Old Oct 7, 2005 | 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted by illusion
yeah. Yours doesn't?
Who said mine's doesn't?
Old Oct 8, 2005 | 08:30 AM
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what the *****? :rotfl: i thought i was the only one here with a phino *****. and the funny **** is that google image is sorted to LARGE pics
Old Oct 8, 2005 | 08:32 AM
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Originally Posted by illogical
Just remembered this one from "The Legend of bloodninja"...

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ***.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ***.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.
oh *****, its Soggy Sack at work :rotfl:
Old Oct 8, 2005 | 09:19 AM
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and the funny **** is that google image is sorted to LARGE pics
You're welcome :-)
Old Oct 8, 2005 | 10:27 PM
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boo who edited out the rhino *****?
Old Oct 9, 2005 | 04:21 AM
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boo who edited out the rhino *****?
WTF? Are you blind? It's still there for you to enjoy in your own special way.
Old Oct 9, 2005 | 07:30 PM
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so what does that mean when it touches the ground? Early or Late Spring... I keep forgetting how that goes.
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