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Best thread ever.
Must hear Dane Cook's bit on the KoolAid man...the text doesn't come of quite as well as hearing it.
"’ll tell you what used to terrify me as a kid. Do you remember the Kool-Aid man? He used to come crashing through your wall, ‘Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!’ and the kids would all cheer for him, ‘Yes! Yes!’ And then they would drink out of him after debris fell into his big, stupid head.
If that were me, I’d be like, ‘No, you fix that wall before my dad gets home from work. He’s gonna beat me with a belt, and he’s not going to believe that a talking bowl of punch came in here. You and your crazy tights! I don’t like that. I don’t like when juice wears tights. Yeah, using the wall for an entrance is really freakin’ cool, huh? Using the front door is cool! Don’t touch you me, you glass moron! You glass bastard! You are condensating, or sweating, or something. I will kick you in the tights and you will go down! You’re very top heavy."
Must hear Dane Cook's bit on the KoolAid man...the text doesn't come of quite as well as hearing it.
"’ll tell you what used to terrify me as a kid. Do you remember the Kool-Aid man? He used to come crashing through your wall, ‘Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!’ and the kids would all cheer for him, ‘Yes! Yes!’ And then they would drink out of him after debris fell into his big, stupid head.
If that were me, I’d be like, ‘No, you fix that wall before my dad gets home from work. He’s gonna beat me with a belt, and he’s not going to believe that a talking bowl of punch came in here. You and your crazy tights! I don’t like that. I don’t like when juice wears tights. Yeah, using the wall for an entrance is really freakin’ cool, huh? Using the front door is cool! Don’t touch you me, you glass moron! You glass bastard! You are condensating, or sweating, or something. I will kick you in the tights and you will go down! You’re very top heavy."
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