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Mar 1, 2011 | 11:30 AM

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Heading in to make my deposit now.

Dec 23, 2011 | 08:38 AM

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A coworker of mine yesterday said she found her son asleep on the toilet. When asked why he replied "it was taking too long and I got tired."

I told her just to wait until he gets a smart phone!

Dec 23, 2011 | 08:51 AM

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^^^^^hhaha

Dec 23, 2011 | 09:09 AM

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I'm regretting that Dominos Pizza I had last night

Dec 23, 2011 | 09:18 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jodice112

I'm regretting that Dominos Pizza I had last night

I only have dominos when I'm drunk/high so it makes it worse...still don't know why I keep buying it haha

I'm glad this thread is back...droppin the kids off right now actually

Dec 23, 2011 | 09:44 AM

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Dominos gave me food poisoning.... TWICE. Haven't had it in 13 years.

Dec 23, 2011 | 10:10 AM

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VRT MBasile

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Originally Posted by slugrx

I only have dominos when I'm drunk/high so it makes it worse...still don't know why I keep buying it haha

The first part answers the second part

Dec 23, 2011 | 10:31 AM

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The only place I poo is at work.....should start a website paidtopoop.com

Dec 23, 2011 | 10:34 AM

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VRT MBasile

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Originally Posted by Shayhan27

The only place I poo is at work.....should start a website paidtopoop.com

Kind of like an fml.com user supplied content thing? You'd have to make sure to block users from posting pictures.

Dec 23, 2011 | 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by ryball

I hate when your turd is so long, the front bottoms out on the toilet, then the end scrapes your ***** on the way down.

we call those timbers. as in chopping down a tree and yelling tiiiiiiimmmberrrrrrr!!!

Dec 23, 2011 | 10:46 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by VRT MBasile

Kind of like an fml.com user supplied content thing? You'd have to make sure to block users from posting pictures.

no joke!

Dec 23, 2011 | 01:35 PM

#102

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You know what's fml... when you have to poop insanely bad. You waddle to the office wc and the stall if full... then you have to waddle ever so carefully back to your desk and focus on not blowing an o'ring...

I have to go so damn bad!!!!!!!

Of all the damn days. There's like 2 men in this whole damn building right now and we both have to crap at the same time... what are the odds. ohhhhhhh....