mmboost: so i screw down the llama
mmboost: till my rear was 2"

 

E36 BMW 325iS: ohh nvm, ididnt see u were in the chat
E36 BMW 325iS: its dead in there
Bigtyrz: LOL

<insert a few AIM warnings here>

E36 BMW 325iS: so its you!
Bigtyrz: ROTFLMAO
E36 BMW 325iS: the guy who keeps the windows open for EVER
E36 BMW 325iS: then warns me like 30 minutes later
E36 BMW 325iS: haha
Bigtyrz: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Bigtyrz: <~~~~~james bond stealth warner

 

platypus racing: i'll be in willows at the amerisuites on friday night
DORlFTO88: can I share a bed with you?
platypus racing: uh
platypus racing: no
DORlFTO88: why?

 

p0rkch0p828: ke ke ke? what are you? some kind of ***got?
SUP FOOZZ 01: sometimes
SUP FOOZZ 01: ke ke ke

 

Disdadrum: especially Porkchizzle my nizzle
Disdadrum: (always checking to see if he pays attention)

 

MPJPERF Mike: who woke up the Tommah
Bigtyrz: I think I did talking about my friend anna
Bigtyrz: hahahaha
Bigtyrz: he was like...."what? talk about a girl? I have never seen one of those.....I sure wish I could get me a girl"
MPJPERF Mike: now I know your lying
Bigtyrz: :-D
MPJPERF Mike: Tommy doesn't like girls
Bigtyrz: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
BoominZ26: ahahahahaaha
Bigtyrz: OWN3D
Bigtyrz: LMAO

 

phatbeats7: wow dude u might want to share some with zoeb
phatbeats7: he was asking me for some last night
platypus racing: nope
platypus racing: that's his problem
platypus racing: i need all the thick black **** i can get

 

ITS TRUE!!!

 

MPJPERF Mike (4:55:42 PM): damn that has made me want to go home and rip my wife's panties off
MPJPERF Mike (4:55:55 PM): cause they are too small on me

 

mmboost: anything with lime is pretty good
platypus racing: what if I jam a lime up my ***?
mmboost: that'd be pretty good

 

heres a visual for you today

 

dont think im not going to ****ing deck your *** *****. I wasnt giving you a hollow threat.

*evilest ****ing gring you have ever ****ing seen*

 

*runs and hides*

 

mmboost: tommy are you circumcised?
p0rkch0p828: you should know
black02wrx: hahah I knew that was coming
p0rkch0p828: you had a closer look than I did
mmboost: i dont have penisvoyance

 

OK sorry Tim... but after you recently ressurected the story about your mishap... this was inevitable


(11:16:05) BoominZ26: they really hate **** over ther
(11:16:17) mmboost: only because
(11:16:22) mmboost: subiegal is jealous
(11:16:27) BoominZ26: haha
(11:16:56) mmboost: i heard that she was so mad that no one wanted to see her naked
(11:17:00) mmboost: that she drover her car into the water!
(11:18:15) BoominZ26: damn, i was hoping it was off a cliff
(11:18:16) BoominZ26: haha
(11:20:09) mmboost: hahah
(11:20:20) mmboost: that's tim's job
(11:20:21) mmboost: HAHAHAHA