jizz cleanup mopper ? haha

 

^^^^^
ROFL - that's got to be the worst job ever

 

hahaha not if you like jizz on your face haha

 

But I need something that pays over at least 30K... I budgeted my bills and stuff.. the least amount I can possibly make is 30K... man, I remember those days when I could live off of 10K. What happened? hehe Mo money mo problems I guess.. Tupac was right all along! >

 

janitor at Target - maybe jennifer connelly will show up for you

 

USPS? I wonder if mail sorters make that kind of cash... just watch out for carpal tunnel or people going postal

 

is anthrax still an issue? Is that all there is?? that really sucks. How do people work at night and survive!?

 

how about becoming a waiter. if you can find a cool place that gets you mad tips, you should consider it. besides bartending & waiting, i don't know what other "easy to find" jobs there are.

you can always pimp.

 

Pimp? how do you even start a pimping business anyway? do you have to do taxes? can you claim your tricks as dependents? if so,.. there could be a lot of benefits to pimpin.... but I'd be the nicest pimp in the world because I wouldn't hit the tricks. I guess I could start off a business in pimping. I would call it (for IRS purposes) ".***" It's a startup...

"Bit*ches ain't nothin but hoes and tricks"

 

I'm too clumsy to be a waiter

 

Security. I had to work late a couple of times and the security dude just sits there and does absolutely nothing. I think they pay like 10/hour. $hitty pay, but its an easy job......

 

you might wanna try the 24hr Walgreen's. remember dont expect to much, there pay is sh!tty too.

 

You could work Night audit at the hotel I work at, 11PM-7AM, I think there is an ad on craigslist.

 

HAHA, I LOVE THAT MOVIE..

 

dispatcher. trucks or popo. i currently am a dipatcher for a ag company