Servant for Young Bachelor Royalty (san jose downtown)

Date: 2011-03-06, 8:52PM PST
Reply to: gigs-5x72m-2251288638@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


Servant for Young Bachelor Royalty via The Palace of Desai - must love oneself and please the eye of his majesty.

Young successful male bachelor looking for the perfect female servant. Duties include:
Cleaning the palace up to his majesty's code
Cooking 1 meal a day for his majesty and playmates
Caring for laundry of the Desai Palace; including that of his second room guests
Heavy carpet and palace cleaning twice a month
Must have a great love of music and be 420 friendly. His majesty, does love to indulge!
Must do all grocery shopping at Whole Foods and/or Trader Joes, and once a week at the local Farmer's Market..His majesty requires only the finest ingredients.
Must bow upon entering his majesty's presence and constituents and remove shoes upon entering the facility. House slippers will be provided.
Massage techniques are a bonus and may result in higher pay and creative writing students are welcome to apply.
Must not be married or have children, as his majesty may grow disinterested.
May be required to go to India once a year for overseas royalty awareness meetings. Transportation will be provided.
Some days may be required to play light sports with his majesty and constituents so an athletic background is a bonus.
Must Be Fearless.

Benefits:
Will be paid once a week.
Full access to a gym and hot tub, pool, pool tables, and a full piano, upon shifts.
Welcome to eat the required prepared meal out of the presence of his majesty.
A new companion and expansion of the mind.

Hours and pay will be determined based on experience and references. Please submit a cover letter and three current pictures. Preferred ages between 18-36.
Namaste.

it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: Pay rate determined by experience and committment
PostingID: 2251288638


Someone is full of themselves...

 

ugh... as if we need more douchy people in the bay.

 

Sounds like the biggest douche in the entire Bay Area. Anyone prank him yet?

 

Wha??

Can't a brotha get some help with everyday things around the castle?

 

I dunno whole foods and trader joes sound good to me! and 420. Should get a girl I know to apply, first day do a trip to whole foods/trader joes/marijuana dealer then just have here come to my house, peace I quit *****.

 

Haha, this is hilarious. I highly doubt that there was any seriousness in this posting at all. Probably some drunk 21 year olds having some fun.

I LOLed.

 

Craigslist, it's got royalty and ****.

 

Reminds me of huckle berry fin

the king and the duke

 

Would you **** me? I would **** me.

 

How did Roo come across this?

 

u mad cuz he makes it rain?