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"I caught you a delicous bass"

 

luckeeeey

edgar,

 

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but my lips hurt real bad

 

"Napolean, don't be jealous that i've been chatting online with babes all day... ...besides, we both know I'm training to become a cage fighter... "

 

do the chickens have large talons?

 

haha I love when he slaps him in the face after telling him his reaction time sucks

 

"Tina you fat lard, eat your dinner"

 

"Hold on, I almost forgot to insert the crystals"

 

"I see you're drinking 1%, is that because you think you're fat? cause you're not, you could be drinking whole if you wanted to"

 

"how was school?"

"Worst day of my life, what do you think.. UGHHH"

 

a liger
its pretty much my favorite animal , its a combination of a lion and a tiger, bred for its skills in magic,

edgar,

 

"Hey Napoleon, what did you do this summer"

And Napoleon says "I told you already, I was hunting wolverines in Alaska."

 

"Don: hey napoleon, what'd you do all last summer again?
ND: I told you, I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines
Don: Did you shoot any?
ND: YES, like 50 of them. they kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?!
Don: what kind of gun did you use?
ND: A freakin' twelve guage, what do you think?"

 

Why are you in the Happy Hands Club then?

Cause I didn't have a freakin' choice. All the other sweet clubs were filled up. GOSH!

edgar,