The Sbarro Autobau, officially 2010s Ugliest Car of the YEAR!!!

http://jalopnik.com/5484698/sbarro-a...weve-ever-seen

 

They better stick with the pizza biz

 

at first, i thought this was the back of the car.

 

jesus...

 

I would rock that so hard...

 

that is a HUGE lint roller. Isn't this the genius that also came up with the "hubless wheel" years ago?

 

Looks like clippers? Anyone need a haircut?

 

look its a riced out Delorean lol

 

the new Norelco, stick your head in the bumper and leave the rest to the machine.


*disclaimer. this is for human face use only, please do not stick your genitalia into the bumper for some shaving.

 

It reminds me of the crazy looking lifeforms that existed in our ocean about 2 million years ago... You know how all land animals look a certain way and nothing looks too insane, but when you start looking at pre-historic animals that were ocean dwelling you think to yourself and say "Damn, how could anything honestly be THAT ugly and weird looking?".

That's what that car is. It's a weird/crazy/horrific looking prehistoric ocean dwelling life form that looks nothing like ANYTHING ELSE on this planet.

 

 

....it cannot be unseen....

 

... I love Simpson references =)

 

When I read Sbarro I thought this would be about pizza………………………………I was not let down.

 

Damn, what kinda crack has Bumblebee been doin' these days?