My company here in the city is looking for a new hire to start by June 1. You'd be working in an AWESOME very young company (avergae age is probably 27) with a bunch of great people in a gorgeous office in the City.

Keywords: Perl, Bash, GPG, S/MIME, PHP, Apache, Linux, CentOS, TCP/IP, tcpdump, ethereal, DS3, T1, RBS, Postgres, MySQL, Win2K3 AD, NIS, YP, Netscreen, Cisco, Juniper, Foundry, Sun/Solaris, NetApp, SAN, EMC, Clariion.

If you don't recognize and know like the back of your hand 90% of the above words, you're probably not qualified. But, if you do, I'd love to see your resume. We really want/need an expert. If you can't tell me off the top of your head the default signal and numerical value of the signal that 'kill' sends to a process, this isn't the job for you. Pay is commensurate with experience, but enough to live comfortably in the City of SF. Good benefits (medical, dental, etc).

No, you can't telecommute. Gotta be here (at least 4/5 days).

(no recruiters, principals only, blah blah blah).

Email your resume and a quick intro (skip the flowery cover letter, I'm not HR) in any format that ISNT closed (ASCII, PDF, HTML, RTF) to matt at cowger dot us.

 

does half of the keywords count??

 

50% < 90%. So no.

 

whats the pay yo!

 

aaahhhh dre dont know computers. he saw the movie hackers and thought he was teh 31337

 

what are these comp u dors you speak of?

 

you know the things that run netbus. (which you probably never heard of, but is hardcore hacking)

 

Pay is commensurate with experience, but enough to live comfortably in the City of SF. You wont be able to buy a house in the Marina, but you wont have to live in the Tenderloin either. Most of our employees live in the Marina or Cow Hollow, so that should give you an idea.

 

what the title of the position? it operations/developer is a bit "open for interp"

 

You couldn't hack your way out of a wet paper bag. I'm gonna start calling you zero cool. (sorry to hijack the thread but I can't miss a chance to take a shot at evsoul). I recgonize all you list but sadly can't claim any real skills with it. Time go work for a ccna i guess.

 

Honestly, title is whatever you want it to be , within reason. It depends on what the hire is good at. Thats why I have that list of words - title's are insuffciently defined, as you note.

Seriously through, dre, you probably are qualified, but you might be over so, and I think this job would actually probably not be for you -- its not the stuff you do. I'm happy to look at your resume, nontheless.

 

Bah, certs are overrated. I could care less about a cert under CCIE.

 

SIGTERM,1 *****. ;P

I think Andre just wants to be back on the west coast which I do not blame him for.

 

Let me decode that:

1)Very Young= Pressure-cooker environment
2)Average age= Cut-throat backstabbing competition
3)Great People= Long *SS hours
4)Georgeous Office= Get used to living there because you ain't gonna have any personal time! AHAHAHA

Just kidding of course!

 

Doh, so close... Looking for an IT Engineering job, but I'm to fresh out of college and need more experience.