Momma Jokes
 

Orlando,

your momma so fat, when she takes a bath....she leaves "ring arround the beach"

dont you mena fat and dirty. :rolleyes: talk about joe dirt

due that was way before "joe dirt"
I know that your favorite movie and all but.......

ok

your mommas so fat...she's on both sides of the family

Yo momma so stupid she thought Wu Tang was an African orange drink

Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order

Yo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!

Yo mamas so big she rollerskates on busses

Yo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's in feet.

yo mamas so big that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"

Yo mama's so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.

yo mamas so big they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling

Yo mama's so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip

Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.