Fiat:
Fix it again Tony

Kia:
Kill it again

Dodge:
Dad's old dead garage equipment

Honda:
Had one never do again

Acura:
Another crummy useless rusty automobile

Ford:
Fast only going downhill

Plymouth:
Please leave you money out under the hood

Pontiac:
Poor Old ****** Thinks It’s A Cadillac

MITSUBISHI:

Management Incessantly Tolerates Socially Unacceptable Behavior, Ignoring Sexual Harassment Incidents



Do you guys know any good ones?

 

Ford:
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Roadside Dead
Found On Rubbish Dumps
Fails On Rainy Days
Fails On Race Day
Failure Of Research & Development
Found On Road Deserted
Factory Ordered Road Disaster
Factory Ordered Rebuilt Datsun
Four Old Rusted Doors
Ford Owner Really Dumb
For Only Retarded Drivers
Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy
For Off Road Death
Fords Only Run Downhill
Forget Out Running Datsuns
For Old Retarded Drivers
****ed On Race Day
First On Recycle Day

 

 

Lotus - Lots of trouble, usually serious. (although that reputation has changed now they run a toyota engine)

 

 

Ford:
Fast only going downhill

dont make sense?

 

it means its only fast when going downhill (ie: gravity)

 

doesnt make sense because he used the wrong acronym.

 

Jesus, this is like the Apple thread.

 

yeah, I missed that part

 

Ford = "Fast only rolling downhill" maybe?

 

it's

Ford = ****er only rolls downhill


f'er is a swear word (filtered)

 

ironically, i got a brief vacation for dodging the swear filter that way... then again, i did it repeatedly in 40 point bold font.

ford: ****ed over rebuilt dodge.

 

BMW: Big Money *****

 

oops, i put "goes" instead of "rolls"

just woke up