After reading Subydude's post on how his son saved his WRX ,I began contemplating the adverse effects my modifications , though they be of the very mild sort , could have.
Ihad been sporting the Idea of replacing my Blitz SUS filter with the stock box so I could do an off the shelf re-flash but decided
1) I didn't need to go any faster , and
2) I realy love my Blitz SUS
so I decided to keep everything as is until today. Not only did Subydude's post get me worried but my son's friend came over to pick him up and told me his recent story.
Huck may know more details since the kid is his third removed , first born step cousin, but here's what I got:
Kid driving in fast lane , 101 north , Waldo tunnel, sees Porky in camaro get on freeway
Kid moves to slow lane , Porky passes kid , porky notices kid driving Acura (not one bit of Rice on it like yours truly!) but notices one clear plate cover and no front plate, I hope that Kid being Asian had nothing to do with it , or I'll get realy mad at the Popos.

Porky flashes Xmas lights , "What do you have under the hood , podner?"
Kid "Just an aftermarket Intake"
Porky , " No Carb sticker" ,watching his carb intakes I see.
Kid graciously accepts not JUST a fix it ticket but a fine for $300.00! $500 if he gets caught with it still on.Let him slide on the other two items.
Kids booty hurts bad.

Now I know we have some officers of the law on the boards and they are just doing their jobs to make some cash for arnold , so My Blitz sus is here
https://www.i-club.com/forums/showth...392#post416392

$300 buys a lot of groceries for a family man so I'll give up my jet engine sounds under the hood, but They can kiss my flat white (milky that is) buttocks if I'm taking off my JIC Bullet exhaust!(Yes , Porky , I have all my Cats!)

 

hwo do you like the JIC exhaust....yah.. i had a short ram,but i threw my stock box on with the snorkel removed...

 

Yup...I may have a VF34 setup, but on the highway my car sounds and looks stock, and under the hood it looks stock...I mean "it IS stock officer!"

Keep it stealth guys.

 

MP, I know what you're saying.. I got the Vishnu dual tip too hehe...

 

JV, there's a bit more to it than that...

Charlie (third removed , first born step cousin) was asking for it. Although it might not look like a Super Street cover car that huge HIGH OCTANE RACING decal across his front windshield and 6" tach he's got planted on his dash screams rice. Combine that with the lack of a front license plate and that stupid "laser/photo proof" rear license plate cover (you could barely read his plate from straight on let alone an angle) was just asking to be pulled over. Oh, and he's 18, asian, and driving an Acura.

Now here's the grand finale. When the officer asks him about the front license plate Charlie proceeds to tell him about taking it off cause he was at the track that weekend.

Charlie shot himself in the foot.

But on the other hand JV, I'm surprised you haven't been asked to pop your hood yet. If you like the short ram, go buy an AEM one that has the damn CARB sticker.

 

Just think...if someone looks under your hood, you won't get a ticket, AND your car will run better than with that intake!

 

Damn Huck, you have been a member since may 2003 and already have over 2200 posts. How often are you on I-club?

 

Charly just left my house .He's a sweet innocent child , I had to feed him a steak and some smoked salmon since he had been out all day with marco doing nice boy things.(they brought me back a signed calendar from the Import show in Sacto, did you know that FloJalin loves me?She wrote it on her picture , for real. Charly swears that she loves me!)
I am offended that you, Huck , say he was asking for his mistreatment...That popo just pulled a Rodney King on him with all that racial profiling.
No more intakes for me. I don't need the hassles.As for the car running better , well there was no difference other than sound, I don't care what all the experts say!
Huck, cops don't pull me over because they run my plates and I show up as an old man. They figure I'm just out trying to impress young asian girls since I didn't have enough money to get a Porche for my mid-life crisis!

HAHAHAHA!How wrong they Are!I have yet to impress one young asian chick!

 

I would also appreciate it if Hucks illicit postwhoring status were to not take away from MY informative , fact filled post.
Cyrus , i suggest you not egg him on about his post count , he'll suck you into some post ***** hell that there is no escape from.
he is unclean

 

haha, unclean? Is there some bad history that you guys have?

 

There is very bad , dark ,sinister history.It all started when we were at the Church of Satan Summer Camp and one of the older girls...
However , I think it is time Huck explains it since I am tired of spilling my guts and wiping up the mess with the tattered rags of my emotions!













Its a love / hate relationship , I love , he hates:banana:

 

or you could have the super stealthy single tip custom exhaust

When I had it installed at gruppe-s someone was like "is that an RS exhaust on there?!"

 

hahaha...."tattered rags of my emotions".....priceless!

i hear ya on making the car more low key. if it gets any worse, i might have to sell off a few items myself.

 

If we are scared...THEY WIN!

 

One of the reasons I bought a WRX was to throw mods on it. Thats part of the fun of owning a car like this, it can be modded easily.