Mainland Chinese Bank Robbery Methods (w/ Bonus Crazy Cop!)

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Old Feb 28, 2011 | 11:31 PM
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Mainland Chinese Bank Robbery Methods (w/ Bonus Crazy Cop!)

Some of you fine folks might remember this thread I posted a while back.
https://www.i-club.com/forums/showth...chinese+police (video's down but here's a reupload: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jToWml8UfVs)

Well, here's some more crime and justice in Mainland China.
Check out this bank robber's methods!

And if you stick around until about 6:05, you get more Chinese cop Makarov action!
(Although decidedly less effective than in the last thread, it's still kinda interesting to see a cop do something like that haha)
Old Feb 28, 2011 | 11:39 PM
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it's like the video is on repeat.
Old Feb 28, 2011 | 11:44 PM
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It was funny... and I was waiting for something exciting to happen... damn it. waste of 6 minutes
Old Feb 28, 2011 | 11:53 PM
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ahh i see hes using the "zombie want brains" technique.
Old Mar 1, 2011 | 12:17 AM
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The crime itself took way too long.
Old Mar 1, 2011 | 12:37 AM
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The crime itself took way too long.
I can't imagine what his getaway car was!
Old Mar 1, 2011 | 12:43 AM
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I like how the Robber just sits there with his leg halfway out and stares at the cops... He was probably thinking, "Umm what do I do now?"
Old Mar 1, 2011 | 12:56 AM
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Why wouldn't he bring a super hot blow torch and a sledge hammer!? That could have been done so much quicker. It was so weird to watch, he wasn't rushing or even trying hard. He must have been high or something, either that or he's the biggest dumbass ever.


My question, did that cop fire off a round and strike the subject?
Old Mar 1, 2011 | 01:26 AM
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I can't imagine what his getaway car was!
A bicycle?
Old Mar 1, 2011 | 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted by brucelee
Why wouldn't he bring a super hot blow torch and a sledge hammer!? That could have been done so much quicker. It was so weird to watch, he wasn't rushing or even trying hard. He must have been high or something, either that or he's the biggest dumbass ever.


My question, did that cop fire off a round and strike the subject?
Yeah, the cop took a potshot at the suspect's back(!), but it's a Makarov being stuck through a hole in the glass, so "no joy".
Old Mar 1, 2011 | 12:57 PM
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I liked when he tried to squeeze through the hole for like a minute before realizing that he couldn't fit.
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What did he end up getting, a couple packs of post-its?
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dumbest robber ever...
Old Mar 1, 2011 | 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted by dippedinsauce
I like how the Robber just sits there with his leg halfway out and stares at the cops... He was probably thinking, "Umm what do I do now?"
seriously, this whole video is full of stupid, it takes 4 minutes just to punch a head sized hole through the glass while the alarm is blaring, and he sees the two girls lock everything up and take the rest and lock themselves into the backroom. any robber in america would have run up, realized they couldnt get through the glass in 10 seconds and gotten the hell out of there. And then ya, he just sits there with his leg hanging through the glass dumbfounded.

Whatching this video is like the robbery version of the video I posted a while back of those chinese intersection crashes. just six minutes of facepalm



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