Loser cousin wants me to order him a *ahem* fleshlight
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Loser cousin wants me to order him a *ahem* fleshlight
here's a little background info
he's 18, in college, no job, stays home and downloads anime ALL day.
he has NO credit card so he can't buy anything online so he wants to me to use my c/c to order him a fleshlight....
what a dork! L M A O
if you don't know what it is, do a google search. NWS by the way!
oh, and i told him "HELL NO!!!!!!"
he's 18, in college, no job, stays home and downloads anime ALL day.
he has NO credit card so he can't buy anything online so he wants to me to use my c/c to order him a fleshlight....
what a dork! L M A O
if you don't know what it is, do a google search. NWS by the way!
oh, and i told him "HELL NO!!!!!!"
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hmm, would you get me one too? 
j/k..kinda (pm me for my address 
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Anyway, tell him to stop downloading anime all day, get a job, and get some real flesh to pound.
j/k..kinda (pm me for my address )Anyway, tell him to stop downloading anime all day, get a job, and get some real flesh to pound.
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tell him to come to EG
tell him to come to EG
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Buy him this...
http://www.surefire.com/maxexp/main/.../0/prrfnbr/845
and when he's like "wtf?!" be like..OHHHH flEshlight! Sorry my bad!
http://www.surefire.com/maxexp/main/.../0/prrfnbr/845
and when he's like "wtf?!" be like..OHHHH flEshlight! Sorry my bad!
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Originally Posted by mexicanpizza
And if he's 18 and in college, how does he not have a credit card.
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Originally Posted by soundwave
crazy huh? i told him to get one just to buy gas/little stuff & pay it off each month to build credit but he doesn't listen.
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man just buy him an economy size bottle of some hand lotion. In the end he'll end up in the same place anyways...why spend that money on some fancy gizmo. Nothing like good ol' hard fashion work to make yourself feel good
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