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Old Sep 9, 2009 | 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted by soggynoodles
She's only 97lbs. Wow! She's a spinner!

WEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Old Sep 9, 2009 | 12:50 PM
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haha damn

Originally Posted by verc
That's very true. People tend to like their own body type for one. So if you're fat or just plain "not skinny" period, you probably already won't find Tila Tequila that attractive. If you aren't into:

- the whole asian fetish thing
- hate boob jobs (I have friends who don't like them, i personally have no idea why not)
- aren't into the big eyes round face look (a facial structure that I noticed us asians tolerate much more than whites and blacks)

Personally for example, I've always been the gymrat type and that skews my own judge of beauty - I will be attracted to a girl with a nice body even if her face doesn't match.


And we all have that ONE friend who's perfectly good looking by society's standards, yet he's always hooking up with fat chicks. HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT ONE

Haha damn Verc..... You sound a lot like me..... A girl with a great bod..... I aint kickin her out of bed.... Unless her face looks like godzilla...... But TILA?!! pssh.. She aint a dime piece but def is hotter than the average woman.... But I'll respect people with different taste.... And seriously.... I got a friend just like that..... Friend keeps hookin up with the ugliest chicks ever! I'm glad I have good taste and sleep with attractive women..... Amen to my hotness!
Old Sep 10, 2009 | 09:29 PM
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pics are up!
Old Sep 10, 2009 | 09:33 PM
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^^ To hell with the bruises, whats wrong with her face?

Her plastic surgeon missed the problem area by about 12".
Old Sep 10, 2009 | 10:19 PM
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Old Sep 10, 2009 | 10:25 PM
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Old Sep 10, 2009 | 10:54 PM
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Old Sep 10, 2009 | 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Spoolin415
^^ To hell with the bruises, whats wrong with her face?

Her plastic surgeon missed the problem area by about 12".
I'd hit it.

Oh wai...
Old Sep 10, 2009 | 11:00 PM
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Pics dont prove that she was beaten or abused. Lets look at the facts. Tila 5 feet tall, 98 pounds. Merrimane is like 6 foot 5 and 250 pounds. Bruises will occur when you try to stop a drunk from leaving your house.
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Originally Posted by soggynoodles
I'd hit it.

Oh wai...
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Old Sep 11, 2009 | 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted by soggynoodles
She's only 97lbs. Wow! She's a spinner!

WEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I ride spinners.

Old Sep 11, 2009 | 01:10 AM
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She's not even a real celebrity[only role was a cameo in Chuck and Larry], her voice is like that of a young BOY[failed music career], as well as her body[failed modeling], hell her book only sold to the people who follow her on myspace[failed author]. Other than her **** and some makeup, she wouldn't be famous.

she oughta just get into the **** game and subside. that's what everyone's waiting for anyways.

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Old Sep 11, 2009 | 12:41 PM
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i can see where both sides are coming from. on one hand, by comparison to the general population, she can be considered a so-called normal looking person. most people are average looking (except me and stylin525, we are teh hawtness), and very few are exceptionally attractive. so she can be considered average to above average, IF she were just another **** walking around town.

on the other hand, she is a "celebrity" (if you want to call her that) just by definition of fame - whether people respect her "work" (if you want to call it that) or not is a different story. Celebrities are generally regarded in a different light to the general popluation, ie. standards are higher because of their profile. So, by virtue of being famous, she is not the hottest woman in that realm of life, because there are a **** ton more hotter celebs than her.

so some of us might be exaggerating because of the circumstances, but we are all correct, depending on the point of view. all i can say is, teh doggy style is probably the only point of view that can appease all of us. those who praise her still get to F her, and those who think she's ugly dont have to look at her face.

its a win-win.

(i wish more essay assignments were about stuff like this - TnA)
Old Sep 11, 2009 | 12:41 PM
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LO-freakin-L... "mogwai" is a tag for this thread. i love this thread.
Old Sep 11, 2009 | 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Yin

on the other hand, she is a "celebrity" (if you want to call her that) just by definition of fame - whether people respect her "work" (if you want to call it that) or not is a different story. Celebrities are generally regarded in a different light to the general popluation, ie. standards are higher because of their profile. So, by virtue of being famous, she is not the hottest woman in that realm of life, because there are a **** ton more hotter celebs than her.
Sexually, TT makes me feel the same as the thought of John McCain's *******.

Yes, I know I'm leaving myself open for some wiseass comment.



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