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Old Aug 3, 2006 | 08:20 AM
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Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Old Aug 3, 2006 | 08:23 AM
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haha another one! back in the day....

Your mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon!
Old Aug 3, 2006 | 04:40 PM
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Old Aug 3, 2006 | 04:53 PM
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your mom's been on welfare so long she got her face on a foodstamp
Old Aug 3, 2006 | 05:23 PM
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Old Aug 3, 2006 | 05:49 PM
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your mom is like a hardware store... 10 cents a screw
Old Aug 3, 2006 | 05:50 PM
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Yo mama's so fat, even her shadow has stretch marks
Old Aug 3, 2006 | 05:53 PM
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zoeb is so ugly my dog looked at him and then licked his own ***
Old Aug 3, 2006 | 05:54 PM
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yo mama’s like a television, even a 2 year old could turn her on!
Old Aug 3, 2006 | 07:18 PM
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Old Aug 3, 2006 | 08:58 PM
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Zoeb's mom is so ugly... uglypeople.com wouldn't even let her post her picture....


Zoeb is so ugly, whenever Zoeb comes into your city an emergency warning broadcast is put across tv's and radios everywhere

What happens when Zoeb jumps?!?!.... This happens to your city
Old Aug 3, 2006 | 08:59 PM
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Your mom has a *****.
Old Aug 3, 2006 | 10:40 PM
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Yo momma is so blind, she thought Zoeb was a manatee with glasses on.

Oh... wait...
Old Aug 4, 2006 | 02:39 PM
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Old Aug 4, 2006 | 02:40 PM
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What do you call a pakistani dynosaurs? Zoeb
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